Yes, there is such a thing.
I've seen it before. I'm trying to figure out what the heck the basic plot is but I have no idea what since the author is too busy extravagantly pointing out the main character's fingernail color.
An example:
"Now, precisely .002 centimeters from the corner of the room, a speck of dust wafted gently throughout the breeze blowing through the wide-open French, blue-stained glass window. Now next to that dust speck was a water molecule. 2.374927 feet before it stood our fine, noble, generous, kind, loving, compassionate hero with a stubborn streak though. Now, he was precisely 5.9 feet tall, had the slightest of limps when jogging at a speed of 2 miles an hour and up, had a mix of nero and burgundy hair color, except for those few blond hairs in the back of his head, and he had 5,839 freckles on his forehead..."
Too much adjectives can bore the heck out of me!
To maintain a successful book, one must weave between that fine line of too little or to many adjectives, or just press random letters on a keyboard until by sheer chance a masterpiece is written. Otherwise, their story will plummet into a chasm of unimpressive mediocracy from whence it shall never escape!
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