7 Things to (not) do this winter…
-by Dhruv Sapra, 2nd year PSCT,Delhi Technological University
1. Nothing beats a hot warm drink on a chilly cold morning, but don’t try sipping a Cappuccino sitting on the last bench during a morning lecture.
2. For those who rush their way to the classrooms every morning, chills bring a natural urge to take a leak more often, and profs understand that, but don’t try this as an excuse to have a sandwich in between lectures.
3. If you wanna try some new cool hairdo and escape the embarrassment if it goes wrong , now is the perfect time as winters bring in headgears that one can wear with escaping your friend’s attention.
4. Now for the special days especially birthdays, make sure if you are on the receiving end, come stuffed as possible to cushion the “IMPACT” , and if you are lucky enough to be on the other end try a rugby huddle instead.
5. Winters are a open season for cold spread , try keeping a distance from those hi5s and dripping classmates, trust me you don’t wanna miss the fests ‘coz of that , but if you get “ill” , a day before the fests start would be an apt time, cause we know how much ATTENDANCE matters, which suffers a lot during the fests!:-P
6. If your friend bothers you too much with placement queries , give him a firsthand experience of the sacred placement dip in the holy CC water, remember it drys soon after the fests, so hurry!
7. Reason fog, traffic jams, late metro or accidents for you being late to the morning lecture and not the more obvious ones that you were lazy to get out of the bed.