Totally random.
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Once upon a time, there was an armadillo named Berthashley. Berthashley was the bestest armadillo in the world. Then, one day, Berthashley saw a squirrel eating her teddy bear!
"Stand down, large beast! For I am Berthashley the armadillo, and you shall not eat my teddy bear while I am still alive!" cried Berthashley.
She walked straight up to the squirrel, and yanked her teddy bear right out of his mighty grasp. The squirrel said;
"NUUUUUUUUU! All I ever wanted was a chew toy for my mighty jaws to chew mightily! I'm going to go into a corner and cry now!"
And he did exactly that.
Now, Berthashley the armadillo was feeling very sorry for the mighty squirrel, so, in the spur of the moment, she gave the teddy bear back to the mighty squirrel.
"Thank you so much, kind Berthashley the armadillo! Now my mighty jaws have something to chew mightily!" thanked the mighty squirrel.
And with this, the might squirrel leaped away, leaving Berthashley wondering how the poop the mighty squirrel knew her name. Then, she realised that her teddy bear was now in the mighty jaws of a mighty squirrel, being chewed mightily. So, Berthashley started to cry.
"Mighty squirrel! Come back! I do not want you to chew my teddy bear mightily in your mighty jaws!"
Until she was eaten by Bowling Ball Pete.
"Whoops! I didn't mean to inhale you!" exclaimed Bowling Ball Pete.
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Don't say I didn't warn you
