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Rhody >>

"So, what do you think of the new neighbors?" It was almost opening time when Stauck was sweeping the floor of the shop, and Rhody was at the register, as always. "I don't think anything of them because I have not seen them nor heard from them." Rhody eyed Stauck down and he did the same. This lasted for a full minute, just the usual. She continued working the register all day, taking various breaks to talk to Stauck and shoo away Static, who had been formerly banned from the store. From time to time, the shop across from them would have moving trucks drop by and pile the place full while furniture. "That's a lot of furniture for one person.." Stauck looked at Rhody. "Stop trying to make thi an episode of Law and Order SVU." Rhody squinted at him, then turned away and continued working.

Stauck >>

After hours of Rhody pestering him to look across the street at the neighbor's house, Stauck checked out and head up into his room of the apartment. His room was nothing but a perfectly square room with a desk, file cases, and a wall line with cords. The kitchen and bathroom was in Rhody's area, because Stauck did not need them. He continued his "bedtime" routine which only consisted of a change of clothes and hooking up to a charger. As he was doing so, Stauck heard a loud clang from the shop on the lower floor. "Oh god please don't tell me that was Rhody."

Rhody >>

It was Rhody. "OW" Then she heard the sound of Stauck walking over to ladder and climbing down. "Stauck do not come down here, please god do not." This sentence was followed by a sigh and footsteps back into his room. Rhody then turned to Static who had knocked an entire display of shelves over trying to get into the store. "STA-static" She started yelling but did not want to alarm Stauck, so she brought it to a whisper. "What the hell are you doing? We literally have permission to police escort you out." Static paused as pixelated sweat ran down his face. "That's kinky." Rhody's face flushed red. "STATIC." Of course this shout alarmed Stauck to say the least, which led him to stomp over to the latter and climb down. 

Stauck >>

"What the hell is going on down here?" Rhody and Static paused, their faces froze with fear. "Absolutely nothing," they both said harmoniously. The sight of Stauck boiled rage over him. "Really? This time at night? What was even your plan, to come through the window and serenade me?" Static glanced over at Rhody who gave him the look of absolute disgust. "Maybe." Rhody and Stauck looked at each other, signaling an agreement. The next five minutes consisted of Static being escorted out of their property, by the police. Rhody glanced over at the display shelf, which had fallen over, then landed on her foot, proceeding to spill all of its contents out. "Oh my god I really do not want to clean this up." Stauck looked at her with the most smug face. "Its your fault that he got in." "What the hell Stauck he's not a dog." "Close enough." The rest of the night consisted of Stauck getting to sleep and Rhody staying up until three in the morning, trying to salvage all of the food that had fallen.