Red vs Blue Oneshots

KILL IT

Locus x reader. No he/him/his, or she/her/hers pronouns are used. Just "you". So yeah. Hope you guys like it!

You had a bad day. First, you had slept in and were late for work. Then, there was a fire in the break room at work (Jeff burnt his beagle in the toaster), causing all the fire alarms and sprinklers to go off. Lastly, you came home to find out that your goldfish, Bubbles had died. Yeah, bad day.

So naturally, you talked your boyfriend Locus into having a small funeral for your deceased pet.

"Why?" He asked.
"Because, it's the proper thing to do." You argued.
"No, it's unnecessary." Locus said.
"You don't have to be there then. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a small funeral to prepare." You said, ending the argument.

The service was beautiful (if you could call flushing a dead fish that). You had found two battery powered tea-lights in the junk drawer, and even said how Bubbles was a good fish.

Yeah, it'd been an exhausting day for you. So what do you do after an exhausting day? Take a hot shower.

You grabbed your towel from your room and headed to the bathroom. Setting your towel on the counter, you opened the shower curtain and was about to turn on the hot water when....

You spotted the spider in the corner of the corner of the bathtub.

"NOPE!" You yelped, running straight for the living room where Locus was reading his book.

"LOCUS KILL IT!!" You squeaked, climbing onto his lap and hugging him tightly.
"Kill what, (Y/n)?"
"THE SPIDER!!!"
"What spider?"
"THE ONE IN THE BATHTUB!!!"
"Why can't y-" he was cut off by you interrupting.
"DON'T YOU DARE ASK ME WHY I CAN'T KILL IT LOCUS! YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT I'M AFRIAD IF SPIDERS!" You exclaimed.
"Ahh yes. Your arachnophobia. Fine, I'll kill the spider, but you have to get off of me first."
You nodded slowly, standing on the floor beside the armchair.

Locus returned a few minutes later.

"Is it dead?" You asked.
"Yes. I squished it in a piece of toilet paper and flushed it. Happy?" Locus asked.
"Yes. Thank you." You smiled, hugging your boyfriend and kissing him on the cheek.
"You're welcome." Locus replied, smiling a little.

Next up- Maine x Reader