RANDO AASS ONESHOTS

BillDip

Bill's POV

I watched quietly as Pine tree read the journals. It's been three years since I destroyed them (weirdmagedon) Pine tree is sixteen now. Pine tree and I made a deal a while back, I recreate the journals and he can't be rid of me. Although at first he thought that there was something I was planning, but in all honesty I kinda have a crush on Pine tree.

    "I know what you're thinking reader, and yes I know this is a book. Oh No I broke the fourth wall... yup it's dead" I say as I poke what was once the fourth wall. "What your probably thinking is 'Oh magnificent demon of the dreamscape you are sooo wonderful and powerful how come you have a crush on a meat sack from the third dimension' and the answer is.....I have no idea...

    I guess it could be the way his brown hair falls perfectly framing his cute face, the way his brown eyes are full of wonder, maybe it's his kind smile, or the way his muscles show oh so nicely through his shirts." I state as I stare off thinking of how attractive pine tree is.

   "No it's none of those things... What it is, is the way he thinks. The way he always wants to explore and learn about everything and anything with or without Sixer, or protect the ones he loves no matter how impossible the situation may seem, or the way he looses himself in his books. He's so special, I knew he would be when I saw his birthmark. As well as any other meat sack would be partying, getting drunk, or just something pointless and idiotic. But pine tree is different I know he at least suspects that I like him, I mean he's not an idiot." I say as I float behind him." Hey pine tree what are you up to?" I ask looking at him put the journals a flashlight and some snacks in a backpack. "There's a lake that has sirens or mermaids, something of that sort and I wanted to see what it was so I could add to the journal." He stated simply not looking at me as he zipped up his back pack. "So are you ready?" He asks his chocolate brown eyes meeting my gold ones. "Yes I am" I say a small grin on my face. "Bill you are aware of the fact that we are going into the woods....where we may encounter other monsters....we may have to run, and speaking from experience that's kinda hard when your wearing..." he trails off looking at my rather formal clothing. "Pine tree you are aware of the fact that I'm a demon if something happens I'll just teleport us outta there....but if it makes you more comfortable." I say as I snap my fingers and I'm wearing clothes I've seen humans wear when they are hiking. He starts laughing hysterically, I tilt my head and look at him in confusion. "Bill your wearing a sports bra and short shorts" he says doubling over in laughter. "Sooo pine tree. I look amazing." I say striking a pose with a goofy look on my face. He sees this and laughs even harder he almost passed out. I smile at the fact that I can make him feel this happy. "Okay okay. Let's go." He says putting on his backpack and hat. I follow behind him as he goes into the forest turning here and there. All while reading the journal. I smile at him when we finally stop at a large crystal clear lake. He stands there in awe taking in every single detail of our surroundings. "This is beautiful" he says under his breath, I can barely hear him. "Gravity falls has always been my favorite place in the third dimension sure there are billions of planets that's have amazing sights but I think that this is the best." I say enjoying the view of the lake. I feel his gaze fall upon me. "What's so special about Gravity Falls?" he asks me I can tell that this seems very strange but its true I've always loved gravity falls, its so peaceful and beautiful. Another reason I love this place is because I've always known that I'd meet Pine tree here. "Gravity falls is special because it's different, it's strange and wonderful. There are many reasons I love being here." I responded. I looked down at him and gave him a small kiss on his forehead. "You're one of them" I stated looking back at the lake.' WHAT THE HELL?!?! DID HE JUST KISS ME?!?!' He thought rather loudly. I looked down at him. "I did and I'd do it again cause I love you." He looked away blushing. 'I love you too you Dorito' "HEY IM NOT A DORITO ANYMORE." I yell looking pouting. He blushes an even darker shade of red. "OHGODWHYYYYY" he yelled into his hands. I put my arm around his waist a smirk on my face. "I hate you" dipper said looking into my eyes. His features were emotionless. "I love you too Pinetree" I said my smile only growing.