Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready!
My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.
If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.
If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you.
Looking at your ash makes my bulba soar.
Want to register your number in my PokeNav?
Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA.
When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder.
You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.
Don't make me use Water Gun all over you!
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Pokemon Pick-up Lines!
PoetryPokemon Pick up lines: flirt with a girl or a boy using these great Pokemon lines no matter how funny or insulting they are you will get the girl.
