Minho had his eye on a girl for a long time. She had h/l h/c hair and the most gorgeous e/s e/c eyes. One day Minho decided to tell this beautiful girl how he felt, so he thought up a plan to tell the gorgeous Y/n that he loved her.
"Hey! Taemin!" He said. "Tell y/n to meet me behind the school building at 3:30."
"Okay." Said Taemin, not looking up from the dead bird he was roasting on the barbecue.
At 3:30 exactly, y/n made her way to meet Minho behind the school. Her heart was pounding. She was excited to see what Minho would say.
"Where's Minho?" Said Key.
"He's chatting up a girl" Said Taemin, still busy roasting that bird.
"Ooh!" Said Key "how is he gonna get her to like him?"
"I think he's gonna ask for her number." Said Taemin.
Meanwhile, behind the school, Minho was getting ready to meet with y/n. He had picked out a bird costume in dazzling e/c to compliment her eyes. He has rehearsed his dance three times over to be sure that he didn't blow his chance.
He stepped out.
This was his moment to impress his mate.
Y/n turned around to a loud skwarking sound and ring ding dong playing in the background. She was horrified to see Minho swaying side to side flapping his arms furiously, with great enthusiasm. The skwarking intensified as he reached the climax of his mating dance, attempting to lift off the ground and preceding to roll on the floor at her feet.
He jumped into the air with the loudest skwark yet and ended his dance with a little twirl.
Y/n felt heat rising in her body. Her face flushed red. She so turned on right now. This was the sexiest display she had ever beheld.
"Whatever you're going to ask, the answer is yes" she said. "Take me away from this place. Make me your one and only. I am forever your servant"
They shared a passionate kiss and and even more passionate night together.
Let's just say Minho wasn't the only one skwarking
