There was once a mouse with the name jeff. He was suffering from AIDS because of an incident that happened to him as a child. He got raped at the age of -2, and he couldn't live with it. Later, he also got really fat from eating too much "savannah smiles". It seemed like his life was going nowhere.
Suddenly, after living his hard life, his prayers were answered. "I AM THE KAPPA GOD. BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME." the holy god of kappa said. Jeff immediately bowed down and worshiped the almighty kappa god. "Thank you, Lord Kappa. I will never regret this decision." "YOU ARE VERY WELCOME," the almighty Kappa has said. "NOW GO. LIVE A HAPPY LIFE. AND GO ON A DIET. PLEASE." "I will!" Jeff said, as he went off, excited for a new life.
Jeff's life was suddenly better. He wasn't fat, and he didn't have crippling depression. But suddenly...
"AHAHAHAHA," Jeff heard laughter in the distance. "I've stolen the almighty 'meme gems'! Just 420 more and I can become A GOD," the strange voice claimed. "Oh nuu, if he has power, he can turn all of my precious spaghetti into DUST," Jeff started to worry. His spaghetti was precious to him. Perfect noodles and meatballs. He loved his spaghetti. "I WILL FIND THE 'MEME GEMS' BEFORE HE EVER DOES!" Jeff said, as he went off on a grand adventure.
To be continued...
