Red vs Blue Oneshots

The Group Chat

What if the Freelancers had a group chat? Idk... I wrote this at 1:00 am.

Agent Washington joined the chat
Agent North joined the chat
Agent South joined the chat
Agent York joined the chat
Agent Carolina joined the chat
Agent C. T joined the chat
Agent Maine joined the chat
Agent Wyoming joined the chat
Agent Florida joined the chat

Agent York: Wow, I don't know who did this, but it's cool!

Agent Florida: I did!

Agent Washington changed their nickname to Wash

Wash: There. That's better.

Agent York changed Wash's nickname to Washingtub

Washingtub: Dammit York.

Agent North: That is kinda funny

Agent North changed their nickname to North

Washingtub changed Agent York's nickname to Nerd

Nerd: Hey!

Washingtub: Revenge

Agent Carolina: Cut it out you two.

Washingtub: C'mon Carolina! It's just a group chat, we don't need to act so professional :)

Agent Carolina has left the chat

Nerd: Wow. Great job wash.

Washingtub: Hey! I was only joking around!

Nerd: I'd better go find her

Nerd changed their nickname to York

York has left the chat

Agent Wyoming: Knock knock

Agent South: Who's there?

Agent Wyoming: Banana

Agent South: Fuck this.

Agent South has left the chat

Agent Wyoming: Knock Knock

Agent C.T: Who's there?

Agent Wyoming: Boo

Agent C.T: Shut the fuck up Wyoming.

Agent C.T has left the chat

Agent Wyoming: Knock knock

North: Who's there?

Agent Wyoming is typing

North: I have to go. Bye guys

North has left the chat

Agent Wyoming: Knock Knock

Washingtub has left the chat

Agent Maine has left the chat

Agent Wyoming: Well then, I suppose I'll be taking my leave as well?

Agent Florida: I'm still here!

Agent Wyoming: Alright then. Knock knock?

Agent Florida: Who's there?

Agent Wyoming: Love

Agent Florida: Love who?

Agent Wyoming: Love you.

Agent Florida: I love you too!

Agent Wyoming: Would you care to go to dinner with me sometime?

Agent Florida: A date?

Agent Wyoming: Of course, if you'd like.

Agent Florida: It's a date.