House MD Fanfiction

The Seduction of Jimmy Wilson

Hilson, smut, 6315 words
By: fauxpocky

House had a theory.

This wasn't an unusual event. He often had theories, and after piecing together the evidence, his logical deductions would be proved correct. Eventually. Still, always being right eventually was better than only being right sometimes.

As a change of pace, today's theory wasn't medical. They weren't, always. There was a certain fascination in studying human behaviour, it just failed, usually, to hold his attention as long as diseases could. People were predictable, boring, and not worth the trouble unless he was trying to work out exactly how they'd lied to him and how it changed the way he had to look at the evidence of their symptoms.

There were...exceptions, however. And James Wilson, boy wonder oncologist and curiously flawed human being, was one of them.

Really, that went without saying. Or it should. Part of Wilson's appeal, to House, was his endlessly fascinating mixture of morality and flaws. Of course, it helped that Wilson was also astonishingly tolerant of his own set of interesting flaws. But his reasons for such tolerance had always escaped House, and things he didn't know niggled at him.

That, therefore, was why he had this particular theory.

He'd invested a great deal of time and effort in the observation of this particular subject, even going so far as to apply various stimuli in order to measure the responses. And he didn't like to admit how much time he'd put into consideration of the results of his observations.

But finally, he had the beginnings of quite a plausible and workable theory.

Clearly, Wilson was in love with him. He just didn't know it yet.

It wasn't as though the idea hadn't crossed his mind in the past, he just hadn't been prepared to entertain it as a possibility without copious observational evidence and logic to back it up. It was, however, quite a persistent theory. Quite elegant, when examined as a whole.

It all fitted, it made sense. Now he just had to get proof, and deal with the last few potential anomalies that might contradict his theory.

His preferred method for confirming a theory usually involved administering the cure and seeing if it worked, but, at times, he was prepared to accept that a little testing was advisable before commencing treatment. This was probably one of them.

Besides, the whole theory was dependant on a few lesser hypotheses, so it was probably a good idea to confirm them, first.

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The Seduction of Jimmy Wilson - An Experiment

Theory - That James Wilson is in love with me, Greg House, but in denial about it.
Aim - To verify the accuracy of this theory.

In order to prove this theory I need to prove three points.

1 - James Wilson Is Gay Insufficiently Straight
2 - James Wilson Cares About Me
3 - James Wilson is Attracted to Me

Methodology

I intend to test each hypothesis under carefully controlled conditions and observe and document the results to see if they confirm said hypothesis.
Assuming all three are proved correct, steps can be taken to provide final confirmation.

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Hypothesis the First
     - James Wilson Is Insufficiently Straight

There were days when Robert Chase wondered why the hell he put up with his clearly insane employer. He could cope with the abuse, the strange cases, the bizarre orders and mad tasks, the complete insensitivity to the feelings of staff and patients alike, the disparaging of any and all suggestions he and his fellow fellows made, even the routine assumption that Chase himself was, and he shuddered to think it, British. All these things had rhyme and reason, some degree of logic, and always made some sense in the long run. Even if the logic was just "House is being House".