Started With A Kik

6 = Oh In The Name Of King Triton's Giant Fork

This one is dedicated to bookworm_D because I enjoyed his How To Catch A Wattpad Stalker book that made me laugh almost non - stop. :) and also If I remember correctly (and I do hope I'm right), he added this story to his reading list but yeah, the first upload got deleted. Again sorry.

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C H A P T E R S I X

Oh In The Name Of King Triton's Giant Fork

"Ohayo gozaimasu!" Zac's voice echoed inside the room. He shook me and threw pillows in my direction. I shifted in the bed, irritated of his enthusiastic interruption of my sleep.

"Shut up," I mumbled as I adjusted and covered my head with the soft blanket. I could hear the sound of ocean waves and the chirping of the birds outside but I'm still very sleepy to face the world. I hugged my pillow tighter that smelled like lavender. I felt the left side of the bed moved, like someone was sitting there. Minutes of silence passed and still I didn't hear Zac's voice. I thank the stars, he must have fallen asleep beside me or something and dropped his sole mission of awakening me. Try to catch again some needed Z's.

"OHAYO GOZAIMASU!!!" Zac shouted at me, well more specifically right exactly at my ear that made me screamed like a Justin Bieber fan and I fell helplessly on the floor. Oh god, I think I hurt my head.

I squinted my eyes, "What the... are you trying to make me deaf!?!" I yelled as I tried to stand up from this tangled mess. I looked up to him and saw his very sweet smile that had me "sugar rush" and smacked his mane of jet black hair.

"You are already deaf," he shot back before he ran his fingers unto his disheveled hair. "God, you ruined my perfect hair!" I threw a pillow at him in which again, he easily dodged. This guy's truly a son of a ninja! He was already on his black pants, Abercrombie and Fitch shirt and on his white sneakers. Why did I know he's wearing an Abercrombie and Fitch T - shirt? Because there's a freaking Abercrombie and Fitch printed on the front! Gosh, I sounded so redundant. His curly black hair was still dripping with some water.

The idiot already had a shower bath.

He crossed his arms in front of him and raised an eyebrow. A playful smile on his face, "Arigatou, for checking me out?"

I scoffed and threw the lavender - smelled blanket on the bed, "I didn't check you out. That is so gross." I ran my fingers unto my tangled hair, "Why are you speaking in Japanese anyway?"

"Toyota," he replied.

"Huh?"

"Sony," I gave him a disbelieving look.

"Mitsubishi,"

"Yamaha -"

"Are you talking gibberish to me?" I cut him off. Then I massaged my temples before I took a deep breath. Lord, this guy is a constant vexation to me. "Zac have you forgotten where we are? We're here in Korea... South Korea! Land overload with cuteness, kimchi and k - pop. We're not in Japan! So stop talking cherry blossom-ly and anime - ly," I said annoyingly. Cherry blossom - ly and anime -l y were not even found in a Merriam Webster dictionary.

However, Zac's smile became wide, telling me he's not finish with the unintelligible talking yet. "Samsung,"

I flung my arms in the air, giving up and annoyed of his game then sat on the edge of the bed. I didn't know what's gotten unto him this early morning, but I think he was possessed by some kind of spirit. Wait, Zac is ninety percent annoying most of the time. I think spirits wouldn't take a chance to live on his body without getting an internal hemorrhage. Heck, even the evil supernatural beings would get annoyed at him.