Homestuck Oneshots

Homestuck head cannons (1)

Homestuck headcannons

So I might post these every so often cause why not the first few updates are gonna be up fast three are done in just editing anyway enjoy

Gamzee has really bad separation anxiety because of his lusus

Trolls only do thinks with eridan when there desperately horny. Eridan doesn't say anything but it hurts him that people think of him as so undesirable 

Cronus has a huge fucking daddy kink like watch out once you say daddy it's hard to go back

Cronus is truly depressed for obvious reasons but he covers it up not wanting to 'bother' anyone more than he already does

^ kankri is the only one Cronus will talk to

Kankri is pretty kinky but even during sex he instills the no trigger rule. If you cuss he will punish you roughly.

As rough and tough as dualscar and Cronus act there very sweet and gentle in there love making

Kurloz is very protective over who he loves sometimes he gets so protective he isolates himself from them knowing he has or could hurt them this also contributes to his nightmares. He has paranoia

Horuss always smiles because he never wants rufioh to know he's sad. He smiles even when he knows about rufioh and damara

The makaras are very possessive they will leave marks, bites, hickies and scratches all over you

Damara is THE kinkiest troll, nepeta and condesce follow as close seconds

Mituna likes to bite during sex and his sharp teeth leave lots of marks

Karkat may act like he doesn't like when you touch his horns but after he makes you stop he plays with himself for hours thinking about it

Dave is generally a chill guy and he acts pretty cool, the only think you could do to piss him off or upset him is to take is shades or making him involuntarily reveal his eyes

Dirks and bro are Definantly flip flops. There all mouth but at times they can be very submissive partners. Other times the striders can be very dominate making you want to beg for mercy

Karkat is extremely cuddly and once your in his death grip your not getting out unless he wants you to

There's three things you don't do to a strider: diss him, diss his shades or diss his girl/guy

Karkat gets extremely jealous when you talk about other people or tell stories that involve other friends or exes. He's extremely protective

The captors love to use there psionnics as  a type of restraint or easy access. Also in a kismitude to hold down or restrain you.

Karkat is either extremely dominate or extremely submissive there is no inbetween

The striders shave they are smooth not so pure for this world beans

Bro and dirk are huge fucking teases excpecially when your doing something important like phone call or work

Cronus is a fucking sweet heart he's badass and he'll protect you and cuddle, kiss and console you 

Bro is a dad he will take care of you

The striders and jake sing in the shower

The striders are the best truth or dare players which gets them in trouble a lot

To stop kankri from doing something just say triggered but if you don't get the word out well ;)

Gamzee has lots of problems with himself that's why he loves to make people happy