Hillary then saw trumps soft nose and stroked his glabella.
"Mmmmmnnhhderrrrehhhhrrpp....." he replied. It felt so gooood. Hillary ripped all his clothes in one swift movement. His peepee said "yeeeeeesssssssss" and got beeeeeg.
Hillary said "I'm quite the screamer" and screamed. She chained him to the wall. She pulled out an apple from the shelf and shoved it into his mouth until it was gagging him and he couldn't speak. She kiiissseeed his neeck sensually and he made a fart noise. She then massaged his moobs and squished then until they were bruised. He moaned through the apple.
"Get in me" he said, "please."
"Not yet" Hillary said. She then farted at the same time as he did and farted so much blood came out of his fart hole and Hillary pushed his face against the floor until he drank all of the fart blood.
"I wanna grab yo pussy real good" he said and ripped the ropes and grabbed her pussy real good.
"DONALD YEEESSSS" she screamed. He did her so hard she farted extremely. He farted as well. Donallddddddd mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yesssss yassssss queeeeen. Donald barged into her mouth and she drank it then regurgitated it back inside a snakes mouth. The snake slithered up his fart hole and she squeezed it and the barf went into his farthole and then he farted it back out into her mouth and she drank it.
"DONALLLLDDDDD YESSSSSS HILLLLARRRYYY YESSSSSSS YOU PUSSY EESSSSS SO GRABBABLE MEMMMEMMEMEMEME" then they farted infinitely into space and time and lived happily ever after farting forever and ever and ever and ever and grabbed each others pussys forever for infinite time.
They became ultra gods and spent the rest of time as we know it pleasing each other forever. Hillary farted in to Donald trumps mouth and then he swallowed the whole thing and it was yummy.
This was all a joke please don't think about this story too much or take it too seriously.
Thanks for getting scared for life with me. :)
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Farts and a Scandalous Affair
RomanceI'm very sorry. Disclaimer: This does have rude words and graphic details. my friend wrote this so don't judge me...