KING of GOTHAM

CHAPTER ONE:WHY SO SERIOUS??

Why so serious?

I ask the world this question,as I lay in my cell thinking of how much I hate the Bat,and yet I need him so much.So,as I was asking ,"Why so serious?"Wouldn't the world be so much simpler  if we just weren't that serious?Think about it,we stress over every little thing ,as if everything has to be perfect in the world,but nothing ever is,or at least I know I'm not. The world doesn't have to be the perfect world, imagine that.Well...if it was,there wouldn't be all the killers ,rapists, theives,people like me.

Yes, now you understand,don't ya.Anyways, I'm gonna have to find myself a way outta here.Thankfully,I have my beautiful escape buddy, who plans on breaking me out,but how will she? Eh,she comes up with some really weird ways to do things.I wonder what she's got up her sleeve this time?Hopefully it'll work, and fast."Come on,where is she?She would be here by now."It's about 8 in the night,perfect time for a breakout,....well not really ,but it could work, but I don't wanna draw attention to myself.

I'm sitting in my jail cell,waiting for her to come,but how will I distract the guards?Hmmm...good question.Ok, I'm a criminal mastermind,I can think of something."Aha,got it".Lets see what we got here.A piece of paper,sounds interesting.Ok,roll it up into a ball,WAIT.Aha, how clever ,I got another idea.I'll write something on it,maybe he'll read it.Ok,1.2.3.I throw it ,but it attracts only one guard.I see her coming up in the corner.Well,lets hope she has a good plan.She sneak-attacks the guard who never go for the ball,snapping his neck,leaving him on the floor.She stands behind the other guard waiting for him to read the words "PSYCH"on the page, and once he's finished she gives him a beautiful and very familiar grin,kicks him in the nuts,and leaves him to cry in pain on the floor while she takes the keys to unlock the gate.Good enough."I knew you would come",I tell her."I'd do anything  for you Mr.J",she says to me.I give her a long and passionate kiss on the lips,then shove her aside and ask,"How the HELL are we going to get OUT!?"She takes a long glance at the window,then I realise that the only way to go when there's no place to go is through the damn window.

We both  need to get out of this place before anyone else realises I'm gone[me going out first,obviously ],so I rush to the window, crack it ,then jump out to freedom.I only then realise that I'm five stories high on this building, but I don't care, I've jumped worse.I jumped.Soon Harley is right behind me,I need to make it quick but I can only go down so fast,or can I?

I dive into the air,trying to swim my way faster so I can get further away from the horrific prison I just escaped from but it doesn't seem to be working."Mr.J,wait up",Harley says.Here I am trying to get as far away from that monstrocity of a prison, and she's telling me to wait up?Come on Harley,you know I'm not going to.Anyways,how does she expect me  to wait for her?We're both uncontrollably falling!!!I can't  stop  falling in mid-air.I'm not friggin SUPERMAN  or something!We're both getting really close to the ground,so time to break out that criminal mastermind again.Ha,what a coincidence, there's a pole sticking out,which I can grab onto,but what about  Harley Quinn.Well, no one cares  about her anyways,  she can just fall."Mr.J please help me",Harley pleads.GRRRRRRRRRRRRR.I grab the pole aswell as Harley's hand."Thank you Mr.J",she says as she dangles below me.