Flags

The Beginning.

"Alex! Alex!" Was what my History teacher was bombarding me with. " Alex wake up!" Ugh could this woman ever quit?  "What already?" I said in a lazy-deep toned voice. The class laughed. The only person who wasn't laughing was Chad. Yes, Chad. You may have heard his name before. Most people think of 'Chad' as a douche-baggy, jerk-ass name. But this Chad was actually a pretty cool guy.  Anyways, The reason he wasn't laughing was because he was sleeping too. " If you fall asleep during my class again, You are going to receive a dentention!" She said in a bold, firm voice. "  This woman thought she scared me? The whole class roared a huge, loud, obnoxious laugh.  "Jesus Christ! This isn't a fucking comedy show!"  I yelled over everyone else.  Everything was quiet after that except for the teacher- Patty Lancings, She was yelling at me to go to the office.  I said " Much obliged Fatty Dancing!"  I was certain that I was getting suspended for that one.  While I was walking to the office, I decided that I wasn't going to stand for this bullshit. I walked back to the end of the hallway- right next to 'Fatty Dancing's' room. I opened the door and went outside. "You ditchin' too?" Chad said. Holy shit! This dude about gave me a heart attack!  "Man I thought you were the custodian! You about scared me half to death!" "I'm the exact opposite of the custodian." He said in a sure, calm, voice. "No I got kicked out for goin' all roast-ninja on Lancing's ass."I said, answering his earlier question.

After walking out of the door Chad harshly shushed me. "Hear that?" He said " Whadaya think Sherlock?" He recognised my sarcasm immediately and gave me a Luigi-death stare kinda look.
"I'm not kidding!" He whined. "What?" "I thought I heard something. Lets just get out of here." He said, sheepishly. I went home that night, thinking of all the ways my mom was going to ground, whip, and basically torture my ass for getting another detention. It was at that moment, that I realized that I was going to have a long morning.
                                  
                                                   Chapter End
    I worked hard on this chapter. Sorry if you got butthurt from all the swears.