A Short Relationship

The beginning and the end

*Beep* Hey Chris it's me. I don't know if you remember me, we went to middle school together. It has been a long time I know. I heard you live in Norman now. I was wondering if you wanted to come over for dinner sometime after you get settled in. How long can this message go on for? [Press # to rerecord your message press * to send]

# Hey, Chris it's Chloe your ex *long pause* we dated in middle school. I don't know if you'll remember me, but a friend of mine I guess is friends with you and told me you just moved to Norman. I moved here after college maybe you want to get dinner sometime. I don't know call me back with details if you want. [Press # to rerecord your message press * to send] *

*Beep* Hey again Chris it's me, Chloe. Its been several weeks I was wondering if you wanted to see me again I haven't heard from you in a while if not that's okay but please let me know. Its a lot of fun to hang out with you again after so long. So again, please call me back. [Press # to rerecord your message press * to send] *

*Beep* Hey Chris this last week has been fun I loved seeing you I was wondering where we are in our relationship. I don't know if we are something or not. I guess just call me and let me know. [Press # to rerecord your message press * to send] *

*Beep* Hey honey it's me, could you maybe come over after work I want to see you tonight it's been a while. [Press # to rerecord your message press * to send] *

*Beep* Hey Chris call me when you get the chance I haven't talked to you in a long time and I don't know if you still want to date or not, are we still a thing? Call me soon, please. [Press # to rerecord your message press * to send] *

*Beep* Hey sweetie I don't know when you'll get this but I think I saw you with another girl. I hope not I don't want to be jealous but I mean with what happened back in middle school I don't know call me please I'm kinda freaking out. [Press # to rerecord your message press * to send] *

*Beep* Hey you jerk glad to know you didn't care again. I thought you might have changed. I guess once a cheater always a cheater. I really thought you would have grown up and you didn't even try to hide it either. I called you once and you just texted me a sorry and left. Like who does that? Ugh, I am so done with you. Never call me or text me again. [Press # to rerecord your message press * to send]*

*Beep* Chris are you kidding me why did you call after six months to apologize it's too late for you don't you get that? You made your choice with the girl 5 years younger than you so text her when you get lonely. Have her come stay with you then cheat on her with someone even younger. [Press # to rerecord your message press * to send] *