Gerard sat alone in his couch waiting for Frank to come back home. He's been watching the news, and he learned about the term 'twerking.' All day he thought and thought about it. "How do you twerk exactly?" He pondered to himself earlier while making himself a hot pocket. In about 2 more hours, Frank would be back home. Gerard couldn't get twerking out of his mind, so he stood and got ready. First he questioned "how do I do the hip thingy" he tried and it came naturally to him. He felt free. He gyrated his hips back and forth until it felt amazing to let it all out. He sat back down on the couch and watched Miley twerk on MTV. "wow. I wish I could do it like her" he said as he stood again to try it on the wall.
"What if I fall and injure myself? How would I explain this to Frankie?" He thought. He stood back to wall and leaned down to put his hands on the ground. He quickly jumped up to get on leg on the wall, and slowly brought the other one up. He had steadied and balanced himself on the wall, and now he just had to shake his booty. He vigorously shook and it felt amazing. He enjoyed twerking. He was not just Gerard Way. He was Twerkmaster Gerard Way. People would look up to his twerking skills. People would awe at his amazing performance.
"I should twerk for Frankie!" he yelled as if he discovered the meaning of life. He quickly ripped off his pants and set a twerking environment in their house. He dimmed the lights and put on some twerk music. He practiced until he got a text from Frank. 'Ill be home in five minutes." Gerard set himself to the wall and waited. He twerked to get the perfect shake, just for Frank. The doorknob shook as Frank unlocked it. He opened the door and Gerard twerked instantaneously. He twerked hard, just for Frank. He just laughed. He was happy for Gerard's newfound skill. Gerard jumped off the wall and positioned his butt on Franks crotch and twerked even harder. "Hhnnnng" whispered Frank. " I love it when you surprise me when I get home," said Frank. Gerard stopped twerking and pulled Frank into their room.
"Frank, let your master teach you," said Gerard. Frank shook his head. "I'll stay out of twerking for now. I'm just hungry, let's eat some Burger King" said Frank as he walked out the room. Gerard was sad, but he followed, he had done enough twerking for the day.
