Missingfur: Hello, and welcome to episode-- *yawns loudly* --of I May or May...Not...Have an Evil...something...
Velvetpaw: Uh, you alright?
Missingfur: No I'm not. I just got back from vacation on the other side of the country and the jet lag is KILLING me.
Velvetpaw: ...do you want to postpone the episode?
Missingfur: NEVER
Velvetpaw: Ok then...
Missingfur: *smirks* So our plan for this episode...uh...wait, I don't remember. Let's kill him with jet lag!
Velvetpaw: I don't think it works like that--
Missingfur: Save your protests Velvetpaw I bought plane tickets already! First class, too :D
A plane lands on the ground not three feet away from the cats, and opens its doors.
Airplanefur: HEY! FIRST CLASS SEATING FOR NORMALSTAR AND RAINBOWNOSE?
Normalstar and Rainbownose poke their noses out of the den and study the plane, confused.
Normalstar: I ordered tickets?
Rainbownose: AIRPLANE!!!!!
Normalstar: Where is this flying to?
Airplanefur: HAWAII!
Normalstar: Cool! But dude, do you have to yell?
Airplanefur: IT'S NOT YELLING, IT'S MY INDOOR VOICE!
Normalstar: please don't tell me he's the pilot
*spoiler: he is*
The two cats board the plane, sit down, and it takes off immediately. Dust blows up everywhere.
Velvetpaw: *coughs* HOW in the name of STARCLAN did you get a plane here that fast?
Missingfur: *holds up an object labeled "handy plot devices creater"*
Velvetpaw: Ohhhhh
Missingfur: Now, let's just wait...a quarter moon or so before they return!
Jeopardy music plays and the camera falls to the ground, showing grass growing for a week while you readers curse at the screen.
Missingfur: WE'RE BACK!
Velvetpaw: and so are they... *ducks and covers mouth as the airplane lands*
Normalstar: WE'RE HOME!
Rainbownose: :D that was fun!
Flamepaw: ...you were gone?
Velvetpaw: OOO BURN ROASTED
Normalstar: :'(
Tallshadow: I didn't notice either. Cause I don't care *airhorn noises sound*
Rainbownose: D': that's mean!
Normalstar: Whatever. Let's just...get on with life.
The camp life continues as normal. The camera cuts to Missingfur, who is looking disappointed.
Missingfur: That did...absolutely nothing.
Velvetpaw: Told you!
Missingfur: ...Shut up
written by Ember
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I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan
Humor[Cover and concept by Frostfire] Welcome to our new show, hosted by Missingfur, who may or may not be planning to take over the world.
