No babes I'm not talking about condoms those things are for peni - I mean other things.
I'm talking about the need of protection like literally the feeling of wanting a stupid boy to protect you.
A. boy. to. protect. you.
A B O Y T O P R O T E C T Y O U.
Protect you from what exactly? Those terrifying bees?
Bitch please your life aint anything close to a movie full of interesting and entertaining drama your life is normal and safe atm so stop fucking exaggerating. I know that you are cool and that you can take care of yourself. Every women on this planet can do that okay? So suck it up and act like it. Otherwise sorry but you are a butthole shit drama queen.
oh and lets say that you somehow are in a situation where your life is very very very interesting and there's blood everywhere and guns and the police officers are somehow late to arrest the crappy bad guy who is - I don't know- trying to rape you?
Yeah, Let's say that
So the bad guy is trying to rape you. And what do you do?
You bloody cry and silently whisper 'help' and you hope that the hot british guy from school is going to be your SAVIORRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
why?
You can actually defend yourself, you know? We women are so lucky that boys have testicles. ( He, not even kidding). If a big drunk disgusting rapist is trying to take of your clothes then HIT THAT SHIT IN THE BALLS BILLIONS OF TIMES: USE YOUR ELBOW OR SOMETHING TO HIT HIM IN THE STOMACH: USE YOUR PURSE AND ACCESSORIES TO SCRATCH HIS UGLY FACE: MAKE HIM SMELL YOUR STRONG HAIRSPRAY REALL CLOSELY TO MAKE HIM FAINT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT: DEFEND YOUSELF: BE VIOLENT AND TOUGH NOT INNOCENT OR EMOTIoNAL ANd ShIT OKaY
srly girls we need to work on this. Aren't you tired of ALWAYS reading / watching stories where the girl has to be saved by a boy?!!
Why can't it be the other way around?! That would be cool wouldn't it omg I can only imagine how cool that would be
This is why I love Hunger games so much. Peeta is the helpless weak jerk while Katniss is the leader and rules the whole. world.
YOU ARE READING
Why You're still single, girl.
Non-FictionThree words. Easy to say. Hard to prove. " I Dislike MyOwnGenderForBeingSoDamnStereotypical." ^ and that is basically what I'm going to do in this "book". I am going to prove to you all why it is such a shame to be in the same gender as some gi...
