Can you smell that? No?
Its not you.
Its not me.
Its not the dog.
What could it be?
Can you smell that? No?
I checked the garbage.
I checked my boots.
I checked under the couch.
Did you toots?
Can you smell that? No?
Maybe the landfill?
Maybe a dirty dish?
Maybe body odor?
Could it be rotten fish?
Can you smell that? No?
Its not smoke.
Its not stinky socks.
Its not a skunk.
How about old lox?
Can you smell that? No?
Maybe cheap perfume?
maybe spoiled split pea soup?
Oh, I know what it is.
I think you stepped in ...
