The Zodiac Signs:

The Zodiac Signs: In Class

Everything in this story is a joke so please don't take it too seriously. If it does offend you I'm sorry it was not my intention.

Males: Cancer, Virgo, Taurus, Aquarius, Leo, and Pisces

Females: Gemini, Capricorn, Libra, Aries, Scorpio, and Sagittarius (BTW the Principle is also a Virgo)

The signs were at school when the morning bell rang...Well, all except one. Gemini was running to class; She was still a whole block away. She ran across the street just missing a car as it honked its horn at her. She stuffed her lunch in her bag as she ran towards her school turning around to apologise to the driver along the way.

"Sorry!" She called still running and received nothing but a complaint in return.

"Tis', teenagers," The middle-aged driver scoffed before driving off. Gemini shrugs it off and kept running hoping to make it to her first class. She got there and as soon as she ran in the bell rang.
"Yes, not too late," she sighed in relief and then the halls started to fill with students. Period one was over.

"Oh, no, miss is gonna kill me," Gemini sighed out loud.

"Damn right she's going to kill you," a voice laughed from behind her and she turned to see her best friend Libra.

"Hey, Libra," Gemini said with a weak laugh. Libra was wearing her greatest outfit yet. She had bright blue skinny jeans and a pale peachy pink top with a heart-shaped cut-out on the back. Her bangles matched her attire perfectly and her baby pink nails painted beautifully.

"I love the shirt," Gemini said and they walked down the halls of school on their way to their next class. In the P.E. Scorpio, Leo, Aries and Taurus were ready to play soccer. Scorpio and Aries were teamed up and trash talking Leo and Taurus.

"You guys are going down!" The female fire sign called as she forcefully kicked the ball.

"Yeah, go Aries," Scorpio yelled as the ball flew into the net of the goal.
"Alright, alright, lucky kick," Taurus said as the girls jumped around claiming victory.

"Yeah, wait till you lose," Leo said and they played a very competitive game of soccer.

While they had P.E. some of the signs had science class.

"Sagittarius! No, if you do that it will bubble up and overflow," Capricorns voice rang out through the classroom as she struggles to get Sagittarius to do the experiment properly. Virgo was paired with Aquarius but it wasn't much of a team effort. Aquarius was playing with the spare butts and bickers, occasionally handing some to Virgo while he did the experiment.

"Sag, can you please get another pair of tongs?" Capricorn requested as her hands were full with bickers of chemical liquids.

"Why do I have to?" Sag argued and Capricorn didn't think it was worth the effort to argue about so she stopped what she was doing to get the tongs.

"Aquarius, can you get some tongs?" Virgo asked and Aquarius stood up before walking over to the storage cupboard to find Capricorn there.

"Oh, hey Cap,' he said smiling.

"Do you know where the tongs are?" He asked and Capricorn passed him a pair of tongs.
"Now I have to get back before Sag blows up the school," she said and it made Aquarius giggle.

"She should go into media or something, in my experience they're the ones that blow thinks up the most," he says and Capricorn stops in her tracks.
"I didn't know you were full of such wise opinions," she says smirking and Aquarius looks to the ground shyly. Just then...

*Bang*

"Ahhh!" They heard Sagittarius scream and they ran back into the classroom.

"Sag what have you done?" Capricorn asked furiously as the fire sigh stood there covered in a slime like substance.

"Capricorn! Sagittarius! go to the Principles office!" The teacher yelled before escorting them to the seats outside the Principles office. They had to wait because the Principle was already busy talking to Pisces and Cancer who were dragged in by their art teacher.

"I don't see what the problem is. We were just expressing ourselves," Cancer argued innocently and the Principle held up his painting.

"This kind of expressing is inappropriate for school," he snapped seriously as he gesture towards a street style painting of Jesus and Kayne West DJing together.

"How is it inappropriate?" Cancer asked confused.

"It is offensive to Christians!" He yelled and Cancer knew that arguing would only make it worse.

"I still don't know why I'm here. I mean my painting isn't religiously offensive at all," Pisces said shrugging and the Principle held up another painting this time it was a painting filled with blood and lots of dead naked people lying around everywhere.

"Yes, but your painting was scaring the other students," the Principle said not feeling very comfortable himself.

"I mean, what is this meant to be anyway?" He asked examining the painting with a disgusted look.

"It's my version of Dante's hell, see here are the people being punished by snakes," Pisces says pointing to a part of the picture and the Principle started hyperventilating.

"Go, just go wait outside! I'm calling your parents!" He yelled and the two boys walked out of the room.

Sorry the chapters have been a bit all over the place. I hope you liked this chapter and sorry if your sign isn't featured in it much. Until next time, cya!