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How are you?

I woke up that morning by an expected "Alex! Get your ass down here now!"
Can I sleep one god-forsaken day without getting screamed at? "Let me guess mom, I got a call from the principle again!?" " Your goddamn right you did!"She screamed. Every time she screamed felt like an angel had its wings clipped. " Tell the principle to suck my fat one!" Fuck now I'll get the belt! "Ermm I mean uh to find my last one!" I said frantically-mostly just to propel my ass-penatration for a little bit. "Your last what?" My mother yelled at up the stairs. I noticed that she was holding a big leather belt. Knowing it would make the angels cry at the mere crack of my ass, I came up with a clever excuse. "My last dentention slip!"-Yes! That surely would scare the shit out of the belt. I could see it retreating in this ferocious,ass beating battle already. "Alright Alex!"She said, fleeing from my awe-inducing battle attack. Proud of slaying the horrifying beast with my single tongue, I poured a bowl of the most cancerous cereal ever: Hitlero's. It was at the last bite of Hitlero's that I heard a slight knocking on the door. Could it be a dinosaurus? Or even a wild magiflarp? No it had a voice, one I hadn't heard before " Hello Alex! How are you?" Holy shit. I saw four men dressed in black suits. A big black Jeep was right in the front yard. "H-How do you know my name?" I said, in a quiet voice. "Your friend, Chad, told us all about you when he had a gun to the back of his head. Are you by any chance, Interested in telling us where they are hiding?" They. Such a mysterious word. It could be anybody. They. "Tell me who you are and I will be obliged to help you in any way I can."I said. "We are the U.S Government. We are here to find out where the witnesses are." The man said this in such a cold voice. I noticed something in the tinted window of the Jeep. A missile targeting system aiming for every country accept for the Americas. "I don't know anything." I said. "Sir you know that we cant fire unless we are clear of possible interferences with the suprise attack. We need to get rid of the witnesses before they alert any countries!" Oh my god. Chad was sitting in his car, not even two feet away from me and the shady men. He knew too. The U.S is trying to take over the world.