The Saxophone Fic

Chapter 1: The Saxophone Fic

*Edit: an awesome person on YouTube by the name of CDawgVA narrated this fanfic on his channel!! go check it out (it's absolutely hilarious): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFbyGnJnBRM&t=29s *

        It was in the late afternoon when Sebastian and Ciel walked into the lobby of the mildly run-down looking hotel. As soon as they walked in through the polished glass double-doors, they were hit with the strong smell of cheap vanilla-scented candles and sweat. Above the front desk was a golden plaque that read, “No Kinkshaming Allowed.” In small print underneath were the words, “Unless you have a kinkshaming kink.”

        “Sebastian?” Ciel asked, looking around at the various features of the lobby. He made eye contact with a man sitting in the corner playing a saxophone, who then winked at him as he blew into his shiny metal tube. “What is this place?”

        “The only hotel I could find on such short notice, my Lord.”  Sebastian answered monotonously, seemingly not affected by the strange, sensual surroundings. They continued to walk up to the front desk, where a woman in a frilly, tight-fitting sailor outfit sat, staring at them intensely through her thick eyelashes while licking her lips.

        “Hello, good-lookings~” She said with a smirk. “You got a room booked?~”

        “Yes, under Phantomhive,” Sebastian replied. He noticed that the woman was wearing a nametag that read, “Sexy Slim Thicc Big-Tits Sailor Tits”.

        She looked through the computer in front of her for a moment and then paused. She reached underneath the desk and a look suddenly came over her face like she was violently coming. After a second, the orgasm-face disappeared and she pulled out a plastic card, then proceeding to place it in between her boobs. “Here’s your room key, darlings~~”

        Sebastian hesitantly reached out and took the key from her cleavage, accidentally brushing against her large, soft breasts. He quickly pulled his hand away and cringed, because he’s very super super gay and likes long big cocks. And not b00bz.

        “Hope you enjoy your stay~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~” Sexy Slim Thicc Big-Tits Sailor Tits said with a wink.

        Sebastian and Ciel walked towards the hallway, passing by numerous girls dressed in maid outfits, including this one guy running around completely naked, covered in white fluid. Nobody really knew what he was doing there, but they just let him stay because they felt bad for him.

        As they continued to walk to their room, they passed by numerous stands that sold various… Items. Cheap scented candles, cherry-flavored lube, and for some reason, saxophones. Ciel passed them without a second thought; Sebastian, however, lagged behind a few steps, quickly reaching in his pocket and pulling out sixty-nine pence. He handed it to the girl behind the table, who was dressed in a white schoolgirl outfit pip pip that was clearly too small for her. She, in turn, handed him a saxophone, which he quickly hid inside his ass.

        “Sebastian, hurry up,” Ciel called, turning around like a 10/10 swagmaster 360 noscope 420 blaze it.

        “Sorry, yOung Master,” said Sebastian. He sped up his pace until he was next to Ciel and they continued walking down the hallway. They eventually arrived in their room; number 666.