The dramatically grammatical story of a smol girl losin her marbs

I just realised how many friends im about too lose

Zoe stod by the dor, twas a dark a stormy nite. Zoe dint care, she had an intire essay to write about shakespear and how artistic he was. Zoe didnt care tho, shed rather browse the good meems and waste her life. Poor zoe was a tamato. An metaphorical tamato. She may be a fruit, but nobody puts her in the fruit salad, instead, they feed her to the vegieterian  dogs and that made zoe sad. Her classmates still liked and mlg memes and that made her sad. Her classmates all had music.lys and that made her sad. Her classmates all liked the next step and zoe just really like gorillaz and that made zoe sad. Zoes friends disliked her intrests, she never found the good meme.

"Goddammit zoe, you smell so baddddd" complained Zoe's ironically smelly friend, snowy. "Put some mango jooce on, it'll make u smell like lemons. Zoe did not like lemons in large quantities, especially not on her boodie.

"Snowy, i feel like a block of cheese, sinking in a sink full of moss and pickles" replied zoe

"Thats sound delicious and smelly, like you" responded snowy, eating a complimint. Snowy friggin loved complimints. She was laying like a snake along the floor, looking at VKdrive on tumblr. Meanwhile, zoes rainbow themed migical friend was rolling around at the speed of sound, she had places to go and she had to go, she had to follow her rainbow. Her name was caitlyn, and she was a smol ginger warrior. She had important news. She ran ocrss the foofs tops like a ninja,  rainbows shining across the sreets where she ran. She was a magnificent angle. An acute angle.

"Zoe you fish!" Shreked caitlyn, booting the door to zoes room down, smakin snowy in the face.

"Yes child" said the blond haired log lying on her bed.

"You have three days to do your shaky srewdriver homwork, siriusly, miss how is going to stab you if you fail to do another essay!!"

"Oh snappidoodles, i forgot. Jam the weeaboo is going to laugh so hard at meee" cried zoe, sparkly anime tear falling like people comminting suicide but a tiny bit slower than that.

"You better start studing" saud the magic person standing by the the magical door.

Zoe ran like a pretty pony to her laptop, closed the many inoproprate tabs a studied shakespear. This was up setting.

Snowy was so upset she jumpt out of the window.