Luciano had pink eye. Shelby, being that person that she is, stayed to help Luciano. She was carrying a bowl of soup she made to help with his pink eye (yup). Just then, she tripped over one of their 10790383892 cats. The cat hissed at the burn of the soup and also died. Luciano and Shelby awkwardly stared at eachother for an awkward 15 seconds, for they now only had 10790383891 cats. "Dannazione, Shelby," cussed Luciano. Shelby did not reply.
Luciano did not care as much as Shelby did. He sat, eating his crackers as Shelby cried. "Don't you care about Stacy VI??" Shelby said sarcastically. "We still have 10790383891 more, I'm sure we're okay," Luciano replied. "WE WILL NEVER BE OKAY WITHOUT STACY VI!" Shelby sobbed.
Luciano's father burst into the house out of nowhere. //dramatic entrance// "Mio dio, Luciano.." Luciano's father clearly did not appreciate Shelby's presence. 254 cats scurried past Luciano's dad as he sat down in a nearby chair. "CHE DIAVOLO THESE CATS, LUCIANO!" He said angrily. Luciano stood up and punched his father. "MY CATS ARE MY FAMILY!" His father was really okay with this outburst and skipped out of the door as if he had just found a 30 dollar bill on the side of the road.
"Owwwwww," Luciano's father said in pain. Luciano and Shelby rushed outside to see his father on the ground. "Merda, merda," He said on the ground. "I tripped over a rock," he finished. Shelby went to see Luciano's father and said to him, "my name is Shelby. Im training in first-aid, how can I help you?" She said. "DANNAZIONE, I BROKE MY ARM!" He screamed at Shelby. So Shelby picked up some nearby leaves and dropped them on his face. He chokes on a leaf, trying to curse, but he's choking.
