the stripper and the vampire... weird right? (Andley) *ON HOLD (sorry)*

the stripper and the vampire... weird right? (Andley)

hey guys, I just randomly got this idea so let go with it.

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Andy's POV 

I watched from back stage as My best friend Jayy danced his ass of to a nightcore version of E.T by katy perry. your probably thinking, ong are you like a famous dancer! well no, I'm fucking not, I'm a stripper 

sure its fun, who doesn't like dancing? but having a load of perverts try and grab my dick, is not fucking fun. and I'm not allowed to punch them in they do grab me, I just have to smile and act like a slut.

It fucking sucks, but its rather this or me and my little sister,Kayla, are homeless and I won't let that happen.

I watched as Jayy strutted of the stage, toward me.

Jayy was here because his boyfriend Dahvie has cancer and they can't afford his medical bills. poor guy.

My song started. It was "I want you bite" by chirs crocker I strutted down toward the strip pole.

It's Chris Crocker
You know it's not about romance
It's just about whats in your pants

I gripped the cold pole between my fingers and walked around it, shaking my ass showing it of in my leather short-shorts.

Screw hello
You had me at sex
Don't need no intro
Let's skip to the bed
From the head to your toes
Legs up over your head
From begs to moans
We're both seeing red

I jumped up and swung around it, my thin body moving easily around the silver pole.

Some believe in love at first sight
But this is just lust on the first night
If it turns into more than that's alright
But right now I don't want your kiss

I went upside down watched as the men and women around me practically drooled at the sight of me.

I want your bite
Wanna feel your teeth on my neck
Wanna taste the salt of your sweat
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight

I grinned leaned over to a man who looked rich and I licked his cheek causing him to shove a $50 bill in the waist band of my shorts.

I continued my routine before strutting of stage, shaking my ass.

As soon as I got of the stage I walked over to the dressing room, looking for Jayy.

"Jayy! how much did you get!" I asked hopeful

He sighed " not enough for Dahvie's surgery, I'm strongly considering prostitution" he said seriously

"dude don't do that, look here" I said handing him $100

"no dude, you need it for you and Kayla" he protested but I insisted

"thank you so much Andy but I still need 9000 dollars, and the doctor said that if he gets this surgery it might get rid of the tumor for good, and Dahve is in a state right now, he's getting cemo-therapy and he's vomiting all the time and losing his hair. Yesterday I caught him trying to figure out what he wants to leave everyone in his will" He said and at the end he broke down in my arms.

I took him away from the other strippers into the bathroom and held him in my arms.

"Jayy look, I know its bad now, but you are gonna get the money for his surgery and then, Dahvie's hair will grow back and he'll dye it some weird colour, and then you guys will get married and adopt a thousand kids" I said chuckling at the end

"yeah... and you'll be my best man at the wedding right?" he asked smiling slightly

"I would be honoured" I said glad that my friend had cheered up

He chuckled slightly "okay I gotta go vist Dahive in hospital tonight, see you on Wednesday andy" He said getting up and wiping his eyes before leaving

I sighed and grabbed my clothes getting back into my normal clothes and getting a taxi home.

SKIPPING THE TAXI HOME CUZ I'M A LAZY MOTHERFUCKER

I got out of he can and walked over to my apartment opening the door to be greeted my Kayla 

"andy! I missed you"  she said grinning at me

"aww I missed you too hun" I said picking her up and hugging her to my chest

"Uncle Jinxx got tired while watching barbie and the nutcracker with me" she said pointing to my friend/babysitter Jinxx, snoring on the sofa

I chuckled and shook him lightly, "Jinxx wake up!" I said 

He stirred "huh? what oh hey Andy"

I chuckled "go home JInxx, go get some sleep"

"hmmmm okay Andy" he grumbled 

I giggled as soon as he left "did uncle Jinxx Feed you?" 

"yes! we had pizza!" 

"yey!" I said giggling at her enthusiasm

then their was a knock at the door

"honey you go get that while I clean up your barbies" I said

"okay Andy!" she said skipping over to the door pulling it open

"Andy! theirs a strange man here!" she yelled

I got up and walked to the door to see the most beautiful guy I have ever seen.............

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ANDYS LITTLE SISTER AT THE SIDE!

hey guys did you like it?

lots of love 

Alice XOXOXOXOXOX