Hey I'm Chloe. I love Cameron Dallas! I know he'll never love me but whatever. Me and my friend Zoey are staying at a this hotel in LA before there show.
Chloe's pov
We walked in and I heard Cameron dallas voice, I wheezed and ran over to him. I latched onto his backpack and hung there. Cameron swatted and me but I bit his hand off. He started bleeding so I drank it until it stopped. He pat my hand and we went up to his room. I crawled off his back and took my clothes off. Cameron started peeing his pants. I licked his feet. He started singing some WERID tribal song and summoned a lawnmower. Luckily I'm the queen of lawnmower so I made it fly out the window. CAmeron coughed up a hairball as I smelled his belly button. He started hissing and I got scared and spider jumped out the roof. I flew to Mexico and blew up trumps wall and pretested to become British. Now I am harry styles
