Friendzoned

Chapt 1: Welcome to my life

Hey it's me, the guy who helped his crush get a boyfriend, the guy whose friendzoned by every girl in Killarney high.

Yup, you guessed it, it's Jake Gillfoy.

It sucks to know that you have run out of options to love people. That's all I want: To love someone.

It also sucks to know that nobody loves you.

I know I sound dramatic but anyone would be dramatic if nobody would love them back and were turned down by anyone they loved.

I have always had a crush on Phyllis Baxter. She is the only one that hasn't friendzoned me. Probably because she has a boyfriend which I helped her to get. I know, I'm an idiot.

Did I mention I work in an In-N-Out burger? Well I do. Sucks. Well at least I work with Phyllis. She's the only thing that makes it worth working.

Speaking of work, I'm late for it!

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"Hey Gillfoy," said a voice happily.

It was Phyllis. When I ever I see her there is like a spotlight from heaven that shines on her and angels singing a beautiful meoldy. Was that cliche enough for you?

"H-Hey Phyllis," I said waving my arms in the air like an idiot.

She laughed in reply and motioned her hand to indicate me to go over there.

"Today you're on carpark duty," she said

"What does that mean?"

"Well it's not really a duty cause some idiot forgot to close the petrol tank lid and it spilled on the carpark, So you have to mop it up," She said handing me a mop.

"Great, I love working here!" I said in the most sarcastic tone.

"Glad you're happy," she joked,"But I, sadly, have to help you," she said grabbing herself another mop.

"Stop pretending to be sad, I know you love me," I joked.

She roled her eyes and chuckled.
"You are one funny guy!"

Soon I found myself moping the carpark floor. There was a big petrol spill. How much petrol did this guy need?

At the corner of my eye, I saw Phyllis on her phone. She's a lazy worker so I wasn't suprised that she was on her phone. I continued to mop when I heard pop song play.

I looked over to see Phyllis dancing like a drunk girl in heels.

"Come on Jake! Dance with me!" She begged grabbing hands.

"Ok, but be warned, I'm a great dancer,"

We danced ( I wouldn't actually call it dancing, we were just jumping up and down and waving our hands in the air ) for what seemed like hours. I turned to see Phyllis. She had big smile on her beautiful face. I couldn't help but chuckle at how cute she is. I then noticed a black-blue print on her shoulder. It was a gnarly bruise.

"Phyl what happened to your shoulder?"

"Uhh nothing.. I'm fine really.. It's just that Josh was drunk last night and he hit-" she stopped in the middle of her sentence,"So prom's coming up, who are you taking?" she said covering the bruise.

"No one, I tried asking Tracy but like everyone else she friendzoned me,"

"What's she say?"