♢•《 Labels 》•♢ (A Creek One Shot)

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Clyde's POV

We were at Tokens house watching a movie. There was me, Token, Jason, Jimmy, and of course, Tweek, with Craig wrapped around his shoulder as always.

Tweek and Craig have been "going out" since the 4th grade. We're in high school now and they're still pretending to be dating. Only Jason, Jimmy, Token and I were told that they were faking. Now they seem like they aren't faking.

In public, I understand if they hold hands, hug each other, or even kiss on the cheek. But its when they're around Token and me they act different.

To me, it seems like they think they're acting like friends, but they flirt too much. Craig's always touching Tweek like no friend ever should, Tweeks always cuddling up with him when were on the couch, and they're always teasing each other. I wouldn't be surprised if they've ever made out before. They say they're just friends to us, but i dont know man.

I've been keeping this to myself for a while now, but today they crossed the line.

When they thought no one was looking, I turned around and caught Craig rubbing the inside of Tweek's thigh, while Tweek was making out with Craig's neck.

"What the hell, guys?!" I yelled, earning everyones attention. Tweek and Craig were in the same position, but looked over at me, while everyone else turned their head at me, then at Tweek and Craig.

"What?" Craig asked as if he thought what they were doing wasn't weird.

"What?" I mimicked. "You're touching Tweek right near his dick!" I yelled looking directly at Craig. "And you!" I turned to Tweek. "You're acting like Craig just got bit on his neck by a snake and you're trying to suck the poison out!"

They both looked at me like i was crazy. "So?" Tweek answered back.

"So, you two say that you're just friends and you're only pretending to be in a relationship, but you dont need to do all that in front of us! We know its an act, but to me, you two act like you really like each other and you just dont want to admit you're actually gay, am i correct?" I say crossing my arms

The two look at each other. Craig looks conflicted, while Tweek is somewhat blushing and looks kind of ashamed.

Token suddenly jumps into the argument. "I hate to admit it, but I agree with Clyde. You guys always act like this, even when its just us around. And I've been thinking if you guys are actually faking or not. No offense."

Then Jason comes in too. "Yeah, if you guys act like this around us, I'm kinda scared to find out what you two do when you're by yourselves..."

"C-c-c'mon guys. If you guys are actually gay, w-w-we won't think of you any less." Jimmy finishes our side of the argument.

Tweek and Craig just stay silent. After a moment of silence, Craig speaks. "Maybe we're just good at pretending." No. There's no way they're pretending. And I'm going to prove it. Right now.

"Okay, Craig. I was wrong, and you were right. You guys aren't gay, what was I thinking?" I say, while everyone looks shocked as I just surrendered.

"Clyde?" Token said dumbfounded.

I walk over to Tweek and gently push his hair back. He looked at me confused to why I was so close to him. "I'm sorry, Tweek." I whispered so quiet that only he could hear me. I leaned in and kissed him. On the lips. Something no one has ever seen Craig do. Everyone was shocked at my action, especially Tweek. Craig wasn't just shocked. He had jealousy written all over his face. It wasn't even three seconds after I kissed him that Craig pulled him away from me and slammed me against the wall with anger in his eyes.

I smirked "Whats wrong Craig? Why would you care if I wanted to kiss Tweek?"

Craig snapped back into reality ans realized what he was doing. He let me go and hesitated to speak. "You... I just don't want someone like you to go for someone like Tweek." He said looking away from me.

"So you're saying that Tweek is gay?" I ask glancing over at Tweek and then back at him.

"No! Its just...." He stopped. He couldn't think of anything to argue with. He's about to speak when Tweek interrupted him.

"Craig... just tell them." Tweek looked away from us with his face flushed with embarrassment. 

Craig sighs and finally confesses "Fine, the truth is... we don't know what we are. We don't think we're together, but we know we're definitely more than friends. It's complicated." Craig says bowing his head.

"Why didn't you just come to us for help?" Jason asks with concern.

"I don't know," says Tweek "but we promised each other we wouldn't tell anyone because it could cause too much pressure."

"We were going to tell you guys what we were once we figured it out, but we can't lable it right now." Craig looks over at Tweek, then at us.

The room fell silent.

"Then don't." Token says breaking the silence.

"Don't what?" Tweek asks looking over at him.

"Don't label your relationship. Just do what feels right. If you guys want to be friends, great. If you guys want to be together, great. But theres no purpose to label it. If someone asks, just tell them to fuck off because its none of their buisness." Token states, smiling at their friends.

"Thanks, Token." Tweek smiles back at him. "Yeah, dude. You're right. Thank you for helping." Craig says high fiving him.

Then Craig looks at me. "As for you," he says as he slapped me.

"Ow!" I cried. "What was that for? I helped figure out your relationship too!"

"That was for kissing Tweek." He said punching my shoulder.

Shit. I forgot about that part.

"Oh yeah, I'm sorry Cra-" I was cut off by a hug.

"Thank you for your help too. If it wasn't for you we wouldn't have resolved anything and left you guys in the dark." He finally says patting my back.

"No problem dude." I smiled.

After all of that the movie just ended. We decided to just leave it at that and go home.