I'm Just A Problem - A parody of "I'm just your problem" TRIGGER WARNING

I'm Just A Problem

I've been inspired by the parody song "You're your own problem" to make my own parody. The original song is "I'm just your problem"  a song featured in the TV show "Adventure Time". Here we go,

(A father)

La da da da da,

I'm gonna pound you into the ground,

La da da da da,

Until you can't hear a sound,

I'm gonna beat your ass you little skank,

I'm gonna

(A mother) (spoken)

That's enough for today . . .

(A child in their bedroom) (spoken)

What's wrong with him? What's wrong with me?!

(sung) Sorry that I'm a little kid,

Does it even matter to you?

Sorry that I'm not perfect,

Like that evil bitch you screw,

Sorry I'm not a good person,

But this is what you raised me to do,

Is that why you treat me like garbage,

Because I remind you of you,

Well . . . I'm just a problem,

I'm just a problem,

I'm not even a good person,

I'm just,

I'm just a problem,

Well, I shouldn't have to put up with what you do,

Oh I shouldn't have to prove my worth to you,

I'm sorry that I exist, did that put me on your blacklist,

But I shouldn't have to be the one to get bet by you,

So why do I just,

Lay here crushed.

Thanks for reading my song. I guess.