Ted Cruz x Mr. Spiderus

The date

"This is too nice, Ted. I can't let you pay for this." Said Mr. Spiderus as he set down a bread crumb.

"Please. It's my honour." Said Ted, smiling widely, blushing at the sight Spiderus taking a huge bite out of a slice of bread.

Ted thought to himself as he drank his glass of wine, the glass reflecting the dim light of the candles on the table in front of them.

He's so beautiful. Ted thought to himself. I've never known love until now. I can't be with my wife any longer. Spiderus is my only love.

Ted reached out and softly took two of Spiderus's arms and stared deeply into his eyes. Spiderus gasped, his eyes wide.

"Spiderus," started Ted. "I've never seen anyone like you before. It's strange because... I think I've fallen in love with you."

Spiderus blushed a vibrant red. "T-Ted. What are you doing?"

"Come home with me." Ted looked down. He didn't expect an answer.

But an answer came.

"I love you too, Ted. Let's go."

Without paying, they walked out the restaurant, staring into each other's eyes.