I took a deep breath, nervous as I walked through the doors to my new school. My name is Jamie Anderson, I'm 16, and I've never had luck with school. I've been bullied all my life for being to fat, to skinny, to nerdy, to slutty. You know, the usual stuff. Every time I switch schools I like to change my identity. I've been known as Sarah Jones, Emily Smith, Sophia Johnson, and oh so many more. But let's get back to my life before it becomes a sob story.
Where were we? Oh yeah that's right. I took a deep breath, nervous as I walked through the doors to my new school. "Oh Shat," I thought as I walked down the hallway seeing everybodies faces. All the girls looked like Barbie dolls on crack, and all the guys looked like rats trying to be Ken dolls. The sight was horrendous. "Well this should be interesting," I said quietly to myself while searching for my locker. "There you are," I said a little too loudly drawing attention to myself. I tried to contain a blush while putting in my locker combo, when one of the scary Barbies came up to me. "I don't recognize you, at all," the scary Barbie practically shouted in my ear. "Well that's probably because I'm new," I said a little too sarcastically. oh, what a bad decision that was. "I'm Brittney, and maggots like you don't mess with me," said the queen of Bitches. I managed to keep my cool and said a pretty lame insult. "Well Brittney, I saw your face and I think it might be too natural. You should probably get some lip injections to even out the fakeness of your tits." Her face twisted into a sickly frown and she slapped me. What a great way to start out at my new school.
Summary of School Day:
1st hour(History)
Guess who just happened to be in my History class. Brittney. Great. I got to sit through my first class getting glares from all the Barbies and their leader. I also got all the homework that had been assigned earlier in the chapter we are learning about, so I'm already drowning in homework after my first hour in Hell.
2nd hour(Math)
Math. Ughh. My worst subject in school. Like seriously I'm a Junior in high school and I still don't know how to do long division. There was some good though because there happened to be some normal looking people, including this really attractive guy named Gerard. well I guess he was a little too attractive to be counted as normal.
3rd hour(English)
Boring English. We read a book and have to write an 8 page essay in 2 days.
4th hour(PE)
I had to run around in my skinny jeans and band tee because me being the idiot I am forgot gym clothing, so that resulted in an interesting hour.
(Lunch)
I skipped it.
5th hour(Science)
My teacher was nipping and really needs to go bra shopping because I couldn't concentrate . Brittney was in this class but luckily didn't notice me. I got loads of homework.
6th hour(Art)
I decided I had to much homework to be doing art so I skipped.
"768 divided by 67 equals... uhh..." I said as I was interrupted by Gerard. "11.46. I'm Gerard."
