The can opener was across the room on the counter looking sexy me being a single can with 4 cats and 16 bunny's it was a hard and lonely life until one day that can opener changed my life his name was Tierum and he was the sexiest can opener I've ever seen but he would never love a potato stuffed can but he did he grabbed me started to turn mean and it felt so good like ahhhhh Tierum said " shush my dear the humans will hear you " and I did just that and then I had 46 children and a ex husband that's a bum that doesn't pay for child support!!!
