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Fun fact: I wrote this bed time story for my friend Smiley_Lovatic21 a LONG time ago and just now found it. I realized I never published it so FUCK IT
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__________________________________________________________________The Bad Bitch Princess
Once upon a time there was a bad bitch. This bad bitch was a princess whose name was Dinah. This bad bitch princess ruled over the stead of her land alongside her parents. She easily grabbed the hearts of her people just as easily as she wet the ladies panties. But the thing was, this bad bitch princess was misunderstood.
All Princess Dinah wanted was true love but all the females in the kingdom wanted was one magical night with those magical fingers. All seemed to be lost until she saw an exotic dancer from another kingdom, miles away.
Every week this dark skinned beauty would dance for the Royal family's entertainment. Every week, the bad bitch princess' heart would grow and grow at the sight of the beautiful woman yet she couldn't muster up the courage to speak to her. Weeks upon weeks passed and this supposed bad bitch princess grew terribly shy by the presence of the dancer.
One week, the exotic dancer didn't show up with the rest of the dancers. That was when the bad bitch princess decided to sneak out at night to the far away kingdom; to see if she could find her.
The evening turned to dusk and the bad bitch princess was off. After many hours of walking through the desert, the poor dehydrated bad bitch princess passed out upon the blazing sand. Hours later, the princess was jolted awake by a being.
"Do you people not know how to rub a lamp? That is how you summon a genie, sheesh."
The bad bitch princess blinked her eyes open to see her. It was her. The exotic dancer from the palace. The one difference was now, the dancer had shackles upon her wrists and a magical aura around her. The bad bitch princess and the genie both blinked at the sight of one another.
"It's you." They both muttered dreamily. They had both seen searching for one another all this time.
"You're the dancer from the palace."
"You're the princess."
The bad bitch princess smiled softly, "I've found my girl."
Normani smiled shyly before realizing she only had limited time. Her master would soon realize he had dropped the lamb and would be back for her. The genie explained to the princess that she was enslaved to her master, the man only using one of his three wishes. He had wished that the beautiful genie would bring him fortune and fam through her even more beautiful body.
Still being in debt with two wishes, the poor genie was obligated to remain with the man until the two wishes were granted.
That was when Dinah sprung into action. Never in her life had she asked her royal family for a favor, but that night, she was ready to beg. The bad bitch princess explained her plan to the girl, both agreeing upon the matter.
That day of the week, the Polynesian Princess let her smooth talking convince her parents that the lamp brought eternal youth and life to the owners of such. As for the dark skin genie, she had convinced the man to waste his second wish upon adding more appeal to her dancing, hence earning the man more money.
As the dancer danced her usual exotic dance, the Royal family couldn't help but keep their eyes upon the lamb on the man's waist. As much as the bad bitch princess hated to admit it, her family was power hungry.
As for the master, he couldn't help but keep his eyes upon the ring and finer things the family gloated before him. All of those things could've easily been sold at the Bazaar for tons of money.
"What is it your family seems to want from me, princess? Their focus was not on my beautiful dancer today." The man asked the princess, just as she planned.
"Why the lamp on your waist is very pretty sir. It looks like Ivorian metal," Both the man and dancer shrugged at one another, not understanding why it was so significant, "Why this is mighty rare."
The man rose an eyebrow, "Rare, my princess?"
"Oh very rare, my good man. This is something my family has wanted to get ahold of for generations."
Like a gigantic light bulb was lit above the man's head, a smirk flew onto his face, "Why, I will give it to the family for a little price, princess."
Dinah faked a happy gasp, "You will sir??"
"Why yes, my princess. For 10,000 rupees it can all be for you."
The bad bitch princess crossed her arms, "My, my sir. That's too expensive."
The man grumbled knowing dealing with royals would be difficult, "That's as low as I'll go my royalty. You're lucky enough to find such Ivorian metal here in the country."
"No sir. I'm sorry but that's too much. There's no changing my mind upon that." The princess crossed her arms and turned, back towards the man.
The greedy man grumbled, knowing his get rich quick scheme was now thrown out. If only he could magically convince the girl. Yet another light bulb lit up above the man's head.
This was the man's chance to use his final wish to his heart's desire. He could wish for the princess to easily hand over as much money as he desired. He wouldn't need the silly genie after he was done with the royal family.
"Genie, for my third wish," The man barked out, rubbing his hands in a greedy manner, "I want the princess to give the money I deserve."
And as done, the genie granted the man his wish. The princess spun around, a hypnotized look upon her face, "On second thought, 10,000 rupees are not that bad, my good sir."
"No no princess, I now want 50,000 rupees."
The princess smiled dopely, "Here my good man, take these pounds of gold instead."
After the man gave the bad bitch princess the lamp and left, the girl dropped the hypnotized facade and hugged her girl tightly. Now she had the genie.
Easily, the girl's first wish was to get her royal family and the genie the eternal youth she lied about. The second wish was for their kingdom to reign above others peacefully in the region. As for the third wish, Dinah wished for her girl's freedom from being a genie and finally being the individual she deserved. As for the bad man, he truly did get the money he deserved from the princess. 500 tons of pure heavy fool's gold.
All and all, in the end, the bad bitch princess remained a bitch, only this time, she had her girl to be a bad bitch with.
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The Bad Bitch Princess (Norminah One-Shot)
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