Joofy Sumo [a JEFF ex Jane fanfic]

Part 1

Janes pov.
I looked at the beautiful view feom the porch, and then all of the sudden there was a HUGH MUNGOS blown of wind. And then I fell, BUT I FELL ON TOP OF JEFF SAMA!!1!

Joffs pov.
O cap, what just happened? I thought.?jane chan was fallen ontop of me and blusheding. Maybe does she like like me, in THAT way? Or does she not liked liked liked me in THAT way!
What the hell did we do
Janes pov.
I felt so EMBARRASEDEDEDEDEDEDED
i i i I don't no wot to do I love jeffymcjeffymcdondtrupspants butt butt he a SUPER BUKA, than I pass out.

Heff pub.
O CEP did she passed gas out, after that I pecked her down and let her lay on my Donald trup as slonder men bed shets. She den waked up and JEFF said that she was liter than he tot.

Janes.
"bakakakakakakakajakakakakakakakakakakaka you stupid homeless slit mouth greecy hair bleach skin, freeky gay dowg lookin asss self wanten everyone to enjoy their bed time self"
"Wat did oo just say to me you weirdo

I hope you didn't start contemplating death while reading this, but let's be honest here, we all wanna die after reading this, chapter two will come out soon. BYE YOU PIECES OF SHI- I MEAN lovely people