(Before I start writing this, please tell my mom to pay off my clarinet)
Ted unhooked his belt buckle and slid it off, letting it clatter to the floor. Spiderus grinned.
"What do you want me to do, Ted?" Spiderus asked as he inched towards Ted's (omg).
Ted unzipped his pants. (OMFG I can't do this) He pulled out his awfully short (FUCK) and motioned Spiderus towards it.
"Do whatever you want, beautiful."
(I can't fucking do this anymore)
Suddenly, Spiderus turned into a human-sized lizard. Ted was startled and zipped his pants back up.
"WHAT THE FUCK?"
The lizard hissed at him.
"I AM THE ILLUMINATI. THE ONE AND ONLY SPIDERUS. I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD. SUBMIT YOURSELF TO ME, HUMAN."
Spiderus stood up and slithered out of an open window, hissing at Ted:
"YOU ARE THE ZODIAC KILLER."
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Ted Cruz x Mr. Spiderus
FanfictionAn unexpected love forms between these two creatures. The only time in history that a spider and a human get together and form something beautiful. Update 22 September 2018: Holy shit y'all, over a 1000 people saw this story. I'm taken aback at th...
