Missingfur: Hello, and welcome to I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan! Today, my brilliant plan is to make Normalstar stare at the sun!
Velvetpaw: That won't kill him...
Missingfur: It won't?
Velvetpaw: It won't.
Missingfur: Awwwww
Velvetpaw: Sorry.
Missingfur: Wait! But it'll make him go blind, right?
Velvetpaw: Yes...
Missingfur: So the he'll retire to the elder's den! I'm brilliant!
Velvetpaw: That's debatable.
Missingfur: Whatever. Let's go! Hey, Normalstar!!
Normalstar: What?
Missingfur: Look up to the sun!
Normalstar: Why....?
Missingfur: uh...StarClan's secrets are there! You will understand the meaning of life!
Flamepaw: NORMALSTAR DON'T!! GUYS!!!!!!!!!! ugh this is pointless
Normalstar: ooo cool I believe you not suspicious at all *stares at sky*
Rainbownose: OOO BLINDNESS?? I LOVE BLINDNESS
Jayfeather: *appears randomly* NO YOU DON'T *disappears*
Every cat: ???
Rainbownose: ....SUN BLINDNESS YAY *stares at sun*
Normalstar: Man, my eyes are starting to hurt...
Sparkwhisker: Come try CloudtailGrandma's Fantabulous Sunglasses©! They will stop your eyes from hurting and Make You Look Awesome™! *tosses sunglasses to Normalstar*
Normalstar: *puts sunglasses on* sweet. Uh, I don't see anything on the sun....Missingfur?
Missingfur: I guess they Ctrl+Alt+Deleted it....
Normalstar: ......kay then.
by.....you guessed it! ember xD
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I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan
Humor[Cover and concept by Frostfire] Welcome to our new show, hosted by Missingfur, who may or may not be planning to take over the world.
