Me: uhhgg i had my first interview xc i messed up so bad! !
John: how so?
Me: well. ..there was one question that i totally screwed up! I zoned out and than was too embarrassed to ask them to repeat it and i said,"idont know" uhg and i was so nervous and and uhg now im embarrassed. ...and UHG IM SO STUPID! !!
Sherlock: Uhg stop TALKING! your obviously a super awkward girl with horrible anxiety. ...and. .
John: Sherlock shutup don't you see she's under stress. She doesn't need you telling her whole life story!
Sherlock: yes SHE does! look at her! She wants someone to understand her becuase she feels alone and stupid but she's really not she just has a lot of siblings judging by how tired she is and is second oldest .having to listen to her older brother yell at her and call her names but she's so gullible and too nice to say no and i could go on about how she has a lot of her own stuff to do and how she feels as if she has to do everything like it all falls on hher shoulders but she's too. Weak and tries so hard to be strong and feels just so alone and right now she wants me to shut up but oh dear reader don't u want to hear more? Sh. ..
John: SHERLOOCK ENOUGH!
ME: :'(OH M G
JOHN: GOODJOB NOW SHES CRYING!
ME: HE REALLY UNDERSTAANNDS X'0 b b b but how did u?
Sherlock: OHH ITS CHRISTMAS!
Me:wth?0-o
John: uuuhhh
Sherlock: come now john our work here is done. Let the 17 yr old cry her eyes out!
Me: wh whut? Da. .
John : he. .does that. ..but don't worry about it there are millions of jobs in the world. and it was your first interview so its okay. :)
Me: :'3 im so happy
Sherlock: \( -3-)> im fabulous iknow!
John: whispers* he actually just had charles (professor X) talking behind him telling him whut to say.
Professor X: what's that?
John: nothinnng!
Me: sqeee so manyyy British peoples heheheh
Sherlock: john she going crazy lets gooo
Me: weeee Tea. And CRUMPETS BAAHAHAHAHAHA
Proff.X: okay im leaving. .
Me. :wait my frens nooo!
*invites alanna*
Alanna: Emillyyy hiiii
Me: MELLONNNN AMIGO FRENNN
I HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL U!
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my mind palace
RandomThis is the very first thing I've written don't judge. hopefully it will make you laugh x) featuring my cousin who loves Martin freeman, my sister who loves marvel, me who lloves everything and other random characters. from lotr, the hobbit, marvel...
