El Leñador de El Cabeza

Frankie Who?

Created by: James Nicole Franz Savellon & Aaron Celocia

[At the victim's house]

Operator: 9-1-1. What's your emergency?

Victim: (*disturbed) He's here! Frankie's here! He's got an axe. Help me please!

Operator: Sir? May I know your address?

Victim: 441 South 996th St., Head Avenue. Please hurry! Please!

[1 hour later... At the primary scene]

Officer: Good dawn, detective.

Det. Theo: Good dawn, officer. Early dawn with 5 victims. Tsk²

Det. Ace: It's early dawn. Three hours of sleep plus a human slaughterhouse and one mad butcher on the lose. I need those freakin' caffeine.

Det. Jaime: Hey guys! (*Opens his kit)

Det. Theo: Hey, Jaime.

Det. Ace: Boss.

Det. Jaime: Who called 911?

Det. Theo: Frankie's victim, Philipi Diaz, he's been rushed to the Emergency Room, as of now.

Det. Jaime: Poor soul. Hope he could make it. Now what do we have here, Ace?

Det. Ace: Biologicals: hair strands and semen, could be from Frankie and.. a lot of blood.

Det. Jaime: Rape then slaughter?

Det. Ace: Could be. Could be not.

Det. Jaime: Looks like we just found our murder weapon, a bloody axe.

Det. Ace: Why is Frankie always stupid enough to leave his axes?

Det. Jaime: To keep in touch.

Det. Ace: To keep in touch? Why?

Det. Jaime: Psychopaths have their own world. They fantasize. Yo, Theo got some news?

Det. Theo: Yea, five dead, one vic in the E.R. at Perpetual Help General Hospital. There were three 9-1-1 calls at the same time frame. First call was from the victim at 2:05a.m.. Second call was at 2:07a.m.. Then at 2:30a.m., another man reported the crime.

Det. Jaime: Who called second?

Det. Theo: Kalpana Singh, a 29 year old Hindu Immigrant. She lives just two houses from the scene and she's hot. Didn't bother to ask her cellphone number though.

Det. Jaime:(*pity) Too bad. Who's the third caller?

Det. Theo: 9-1-1 ran it through dispatch. Another man, other than Philipi called 9-1-1 in the same where Frankie slaughtered his six victims.

Det. James: The vic called 9-1-1 at 2:05 then the dialed 9-1-1 at 2:30. Could be Frankie?

Det. Theo: Possibly. Let's wait for Philipi's statement.

Det. Ace: Blood spatter and blood drops everywhere. Gravitational blood drops, high velocity and medium velocity blood spatter, blood pools and possible arterial spray. I have gathered trace evidence, biologicals, and my favorite, (*delighted) photos (*smiles).

Det. Theo: Yeah, you do that. I'll get some 'freakin' caffeine. [mimicking Ace]. What ya want? My treat.

Det. Jaime: Cold cappuccino!

Det. Ace: Latte, please.

Det. Theo: Nice choices. (Theo leaves)

Det. Jaime: (*Cellphone beeps) Novales.