My Life - The Book of my Craziness

PICKUP LINES

"You must be a banana because I find you a peeling." *my theme loves this pickup line

"Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?"

"You make me go weak Indonesia."

"Are you Jamaican? Because you're Jamaican me crazy."

"Is your name Ismail? Because Ismail whenever I see you."

"Are you a 90 degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"You know what's on the menu? Me 'N' U!"
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Yeah.

Thank me later.

Best book I've ever written.

Humour can take you places!!

But I'm not funny... and you've probably heard this pickup lines a million times.

So don't thank me.