TWO FUCKIN BUTT MUNCHES LIVING A CRAZY BUTT MUNCH LIFE.
[ authors note: so half of this is true, most of it is just truth stretching. Enjoy it u fucks. ]
Harley POV;
It was around 12:17am, the two were chilling on Harleys bed.
Meghan groaned,
" NOW MY FACE IS ALL WARM AND AAAAAAAAAAuuuggghhhh-- "
Harley snorted loudly, smirking at her friend.
" Meghan. Sweetie, doll face, butt munch, platonic girlfriend, daughter. FUCKIN CHILL. "
Meghan screeched, her voice cracking.
" I HAVE NO FUCKING CHILL MY FACE IS PRACTICALLY //MELTING//!! "
" Uhuh, sure. "
Harley crossed their arms, a sarcastic tone to her soithing yet goofy voice.
" YES FUCKIN' SURE."
Meghan snapped.
Harley said in the most motherly, soothing, sweet innocent voice she could.
" Meghan, dear. You're horny-- "
" HARLEY WHAT THE F UCK-- "
Meghan wheezed out, she said with a loud muffled voice as she pulled the giant blankets over herself. Screaming quietly.
" What, not wrong to feel that way after discussing kinks. "
MEGHAN YELLED,
" SHUT U P--"
" Luke~ "
Harley hummed out, wiggling her brows even if Meghan couldn't see it.
" STTTOOOP IT YOU SHIT. "
She said with an annoyed tone. Cue fake cough.
" Stillloveyoutho"
"Hehe. Horny fuck. "
"OH MY FUCKIN G OD YOU SHIT FUCK SKANK PUSSY POTATO IRISH WHORE FUCK. "
She screeched out.
Harleys motherly figure, aka Mrs.Mom screamed from the living room.
" FUCKIN CHILL, JESUS FUCK. "
[ My moms so chill. ]
" ....Neck smooches, neck nibbbllleeesss, LICK. "
Harley said the first four words quietly, then practically yelled just 'lick'.
" CAN YOU N OT--"
" I can not not but I also can't not not. Do you not knot? "
" SHHHUT THE FUCK UP"
"Horny mother fffuuuuccckkkeeerr, you wanna do the sex with the Luke. "
Meghan stood, walking out of the room, then house. She sat outside for about five minutes before coming back inside.
" WAS THE LITTLE COLD?"
" .....YES. "
[therealpersonislikesobbingirlrnfromlaughter,meghanmorgan]
Harley bursted out laughing as Meghan walked back. Meghan spoke.
" Fuck you. "
Harley spoke with a childish tone,
" We're not old enough for that. "
Meghan flipped her off, huffing.
"That the finger you plan to use?"
Harley said, smirking.
" NNNOO...MAYBE, FUCK YOU. "
Meghan did the flop onto the bed.
[ this fuckin loser, right? She gr8. ]
Harley snorted, again. Pulling Meghan over. Platonic girlfriend cuddles. Forehead bonk.
" " F UCK-- " "
*TIME SKIPPY to next morning*
Harley awoke first, looking at Meghan. Suddenly with the loudness of that one super fucking annoying alarm.
" SHAKE THAT ASS, BITCH LET ME "
Meghan awoke,
" SEE WHAT YOU GOT "
" " SHAKE THAT ASS, //BITCH// LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT-- ""
Harley became over dramatic and shoved Meghan off the bed.
Meghan yelled,
" OW YOU FUCK I JUST WOKE UP. "
" Just making sure. "
Harley said with an adorable giggles.
" oh my god that was adorable-- "
Meghan said with a goofy grin.
" Wow, gay. "
She r AN--
"FUCK YOU I'M PAN--"
" YOU'RE NOT A KITCHEN APPLIANCE. "
" NO,BUT I AM A PANCAKE."
" YEAH, FLAT ASS-- "
Mother did a scream,
"TRU. "
