jjba burn book

Tomoko Higashikata

Note to easily offended people out there, Please, I am a fan of hetalia and ever since I have wrote racism. I am really sorry, so please don't read if you're an sjw.

Dude, srsly, I can complain about you, but I personally think Suzie will do a better job roasting you.

Paula: *gives microphone to Suzie*

This Roast is By Suzie Q (I'm scared af, my parents r here srsly... lol. no Just no.)

Tomoko is a Fat Bitch. (this is a roast cause she italian, and ur nona wont insult you fat)

Who in the actual fuck would fuck someone thrice their age?

C'mon let's do the math,

Tomoko is 21, in 1983

So, Joseph should be 63 then.

Check multiplication table of 21.

21, 42, 63.

63 and 21.

21*3= 63.

and I do not care if you did not know Joseph's Married to me.

Or Maybe your reason, is

*plz play Kanye West and Jamie Foxx's song Gold Digger, rn*

What is so appealing to Joseph,

He's old (well 25 years older than ur dad)
And he's filthy rich (maybe that's y)

And he's older than ur dad

You look like a blow-up doll.

You are a bad mom.

Josuke forgets his pencils but not his comb.

wtf.

ur not worth of my sympathy.

Even Johnny is worth my sympathy.

Or Stroheim is worth than you,

I loved you before, because you are a single mom, but when I read Suzie's side It changed my life.

And ur shipped with 3 consecutive Jojos. It is tru, like when I was googling a picture for this burn, I saw a picture of you and Joseph hugging, It is fine, like you fucked him, but srsly, this is calm, but literally, when I was in AO3, I saw you being shipped or people making lemons for Josuke.. NO, Jesus no. He's ur son, dude, srsly. Calm down. AND JOJO-A-GO-GO! even had an Illustration of you and Jotaro dancing... wtf m8 like Jesus, if Joseph is not that of a burden/Problem but like no, not just dancing like little shits, no, they are dancing tango. wtf.

Another one, is a drawing of Tomoko getting fucked by Jotaro. Like, her butt showing, and Him with his hat only on.

wtf?

Jotaro is ur son's half nephew.

wtf?

I can think Jotaro will fuck her, like if we screw the fact she was the former (i cant consider her that) mistress of Joseph.

Like Jotaro is maybe into older women. I can see it.

(im rlly sorry m8)

(that's all I can roast)

ily, u reader