I walked down the streets with my dino penis out. My eyes scanning for my next prey to get penetrated with my Barney-look-alike pink and green cock. As i walked down the curb, i saw one smexy cat who looked cool. I knew she was the one. I approached her and bonked her head with my foot "ay, yo ma. Want to see how jurassic park would be if it was xXx " she stayed quiet for she was knocked out, i think she was dead, but I didn't care. I grabbed her paw as her unconscious self made a lewd expression, dirty hoe must've liked it. My dumpster house wasn't far from where we are, which was perfect because her cum was making a streak and I didn't wish to have a trail. I tossed her in the dumpster while yelling 'yeet!' For I Enjoy memes, i loved to touch my chicken with my tongue out. My pepe poster was hanging in the dumpster wall. Pepe was my bae, but he didn't know that yet. The cool cat lady shit had her legs spread, her tail stiff as a dwayne johnson. I had to take her there. I grabbed my tail and used it as a dildo, for nobody fucking threw a dildo away which sucked ass, literally. The Cat twit was screaming out "WHAT'S POPPING JIMBO!!" Now that was my trigger word. I THRUSTED MY TAIL WITH A LENNY FACE. "YOUR ASS IS POPPING!!"
And with that.
I threw up on her, because the pimple in her ass popped. Now I wasn't lying.
I finished her off and sighed, pulling my tail out and grabbing her by the tail before tossing her far away from my gorgeous, gucci dumpster. She was still cumming so a streak came out of her ass as she flew away. Now i still kiss my tail in hopes that pepe will love me.
The end~
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The Adventures Of Three Dumbasses
RomanceThree dumbasses write stories, DaddyCoolCat DiggityDog DildoDino. So like, we were all in a skype call, talking about stupid shit but one of us suggested to create a linked wattpad (because why the fuck not). So here we write our disgusting stories...
