The Proposal (A Shisa Fanfic)

Lisa: Shane! Where's the remote?

Shane: I brought it with me to the bathroom so you wouldn't change the channel. Ha!

Lisa: You're a dick.

Shane: I know! *plops onto couch*

Lisa: Shane I'm serious! I want to watch Pretty little Liars!

Shane: Yeah, no. I'm watching Cupcake Wars dear. Please leave a message at the beep. BEEP!

Lisa: SHANE!

Shane: It's almost over babe. *in s deezy voice*

Lisa: Fine. I guess I'll watch it with you.

Shane: I think we can all admit I'm the winner of this tv ordeal.

Lisa: *laughs* In your dreams. *grabs remote from Shane's hands and runs to the kitchen*

Shane: NOOO!!! SUZIE!!! *he yells to the remote*

Lisa: *stops running* Wait. Suzie?

Shane: Duh. Suzie. The remote. I named her Suzie.

Lisa: *laughs hysterically* Suzie? Seriously? You named the remote Suzie?

Shane: Well it's the first thing that came to mind.

Lisa: I love you.

Shane: Yeah. I would say I love you too, but *grabs remote from Lisa's hands* I'm missing my show. So bye. *runs to the couch and puts remote in pants*

Lisa: Shane! What the crap? You're sick!

Shane: I'm glad you see my personality for what it truly is.

Lisa: *laughs* I hate you.

Shane: I hate you too!

Lisa: Babe?

Shane: Yeah?

Lisa: I need to go to the store. Do you want something special for dinner?

Shane: Pizza?

Lisa: I said SPECIAL.

Shane: Nachos?

Lisa: Since you're being stupid, I'm going to get brussels sprouts for you,
and pizza and nachos for me.

Shane: Sounds good! Have a good car ride!

Lisa: I'm serious Shane. If you don't tell me what you want for dinner,
I'm getting you Brussels sprouts.

Shane: Specify what special means.

Lisa: It means something that takes longer then 5 minutes to make.

Shane: How about Mac and cheese?

Lisa: Goodbye.

Shane: Bye!

Lisa: I hope you enjoy your brussel sprouts.

Shane: I will!

Lisa: Corny! *Corny runs over* I love you! Keep daddy in line while I'm gone ok? *Corny barks*
Bye Corny!

Shane: Don't forget the brussel sprouts!

Lisa: I won't!

Shane: Kay! Bye!

Lisa: Bye smelly!

Shane: Bye stupid!

Lisa: *laughs, then grabs phone, and purse and leaves*

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Shane: Hey Joey! *says into phone*