if a docter went to a hardware store and bought duck tape, Bob th builder would have to sell his wife to mexicans and then move to France to visit a goat.Then the secret service would have to get on tables and tango with each other.Then homophobes will get grossed out and puke on their mother-in-laws.This would make a riot brake out in front of Target because there wasn't a proper funeral for the dog Spot.Godzilla is forced to torture the Chinese and slap the goverment officials. Tnis would cause the Russians to point their nuclear weapons at europe and we would have WW3. That would mean that the world would turn into a potato and a giant seahorse in space would eat us and not even hippies could save us from that.
