Aries: fight me bitch
Taurus: I'll never share my food with you again your not a true friend
Gemini: *acts like nothing's wrong* creates a diabolical plan to embarrass you In front of your crush
Cancer: *cries* *stabs you with a knife* *cries while burying your dead body*
Leo: it's because I'm too good for you and your jealous of me loser
Virgo: did I do something to offend you?!?
Libra: *believes you when you said you didn't*
Scorpio: *fucks your boyfriend* *ruins your life*
Sagittarius: oh well what can yah do, you weren't important to me anyways
Capricorn: *bitches about you* *spreads rumors**doesnt talk to you for 432852094 years*
Aquarius: why would you do this to me I'm such a good friend?!?!
Pisces: *waterfalls pool out of their eyes* *invites you for cake the next day*
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Zodiac signs 3!
RandomNow as promised on my second book, here's my third zodiacs book! Thank you all so much for all the support, comments, and votes you've given me! Now not all things I write in book about your signs may apply to you. You could actually relate more to...
