Literally My Life

My Mary-Sue!

I was tagged by Kamera_Chance to do this awesomeeeeeee challenge!!!!

Name: Kimber shadow darkness night black ghosts zombie vampire Di Angelo.

Age: 16

Gender: Girl

Parent: Hades (But she is blessed by all the gods... Even the minor ones)

Powers: She can develop new powers depending on the plot and what the author wants! so, basically, she has alllllllllllll the powers. (Oops! Looks like I broke the fourth wall there! (Did I?))

Looks: Literally, sooooo tomboyishhhhhh... For jewelry, she onlyyyyy wears an ugly clear cut 9 inch thick diamond necklace, a collection of pearl bracelets that jangle whenever she walks, pure gold earrings that touch her shoulders, and a ring made of pure painite. Has waist length blonde hair that is perfectly straightened that she refuses to get wet or dirty because OMGises that hair do cost, like, a $10000!! She has green-blue eyes that are bright and sparkle and look like a model's and OMGises they're soooooooo ugly!!!! She has a perfectly proportioned body and absolutely no freckles or pimples or any imperfections at all. (IKR?? UGHH She's going through SUCH an awkward phase!) For makeup, she basically goes natural, even though she's not pretty at all :(. She only spends an hour and a half on makeup! On a normal day, she only wears 3 coats of lipgloss and blush, bronzer, concealer, foundation, mascara, eyeliner, and eyeshadow!! Basically nothing!

Personality: She lovess to play sports!! Why, just the other day she injured herself throwing a ball into the arena for Mrs. O'Leary to play with! (IKR???? OMG, she's basically one of the boys) She broke a whole nail and didn't even cry! She's soooo brave and fearless! She gets straight C's (she's SUCH a nerd!) and is invited to a party almost every day... (#OutcastLife) She is hated by all, unfortunately, and cries herself to sleep almost every night. She is dating Percy, Leo, and Will (even though he's gay (I should know)) at the same time... She's so lonely!! She can expertly wield any weapon after exactly 0 tries!! (She's a complete failure, no?) She is AWESOME in any battle. Last time, when they fought a Chimera, she fully only screamed and fainted once! And only Percy had to comfort her! (It wasn't her fault!! The monsters are scary) She killed the monsters by herself!

Backstory: When she was born to her mom, Marina (A/N: I'm telling you, Hades has a fetish), all the gods fought over who got to bless her first. They all started bribing Hades and Zeus even allowed him on Olympus! Eventually, allllll the gods blessed her and allllll of them wanted to adopt her. Her mom is terrible, did you know once she actually told her not to buy a Gucchi Original Purse because she had '3 of them already?' She fully cried after that. But she's a veryyyyy understanding and reasonable child and doesn't ask for much. After all, she understands that she's sooooo poor! She could only get the IPhone 7 three days before the release date!! She was a normal, middle class girl with only 2 estates and a business to her name, along with 2million dollars in her bank account (IKR?? She had to basically start with nothing!!) and eventually the gods were like OMGises she's tooooo perfect and they raised her in Mount Olympus half the time. She went to CHB in the summer, and this girl called Annabeth hated her and bullied her constantly. She told her things like "Can you do this for me?" As if Annabeth was her master or something! Or, "So, you stand here for defense, alright?" as if she couldn't do anything else!! Eventually this amazingly perfect guy named Percy dumped that dumb Annabeth for her and now she is CHB's most loved and powerful demigod! Then, these guys named Leo and Will told her they had a crush on her! She cried so much that day! Everyyyyybody hated her! Then Percy found out that Leo and Will had a crush on her and allllll three of them battled it out for her! Eventually she said, "Stop! I love ALL of you! Percy and Leo and-and ummmm... Bill! (A/N: Not a typo)" She was so selfless! So they said, "Oh, Shadow! We love you tooooooooo!" And then she fainted because the author is tired of writing.

Intro: Hello! OMGises I'm Shadow! Hw r u???? 2day ws suchhhhhhhhhhhhhh a hrd day! Do u knoow hw many mnsters I hd 2 fght??? 2 whle mnsters!! OMG!!!!!! Bt luckily, my boyfriend Percy ws there to save me! Im sooooooo badass!! I ddnt even scrm (scream) whn Percy killed thse terrible cretures! And I nly crid, like, twice! U knw, my mom is sooooooo bad!!! She actualy tld me 2 gt a job!!!! My life is ovrrrrrrrrr!!!!! *Cries*

That. That was the most terrible character sketch I have EVER written. 800 words Baby! (As you can see, I got kindaaa carried away with it) Hope you liked it Kamera!!

OMG this was the funnest challenge I've ever had to do!! I had soo much fun making this thank you soooooo much for tagging me!!♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

Anyway, I tag:

ComplicatedNow

Tmntscientist

and

haikyuucharlie

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