I am going to find 100 things you can do to piss off your family
1-Put all their white clothes in the washing machine with one redsock
2-shave their eyebrows off while they sleep
3-put spiders in their beds
4-poke them in the ear till the tell you to stop ten times
5-run around the house sreaming "the voices told me to, the voices told me to" then when they ask what you did look at them like there crazy and walk off
6-leave the dog inside to go to the toilet
7-listen to your ipod and sing along as loud ad you can
8-pretent to alope with your imaginary friend
9-come home crying and say you saw a platapus
10- dig up all the gardens, and when they ask why tell them "I was only looking for buried treasure
11-pull you sibling hair as hard as you can them run away as fast as you can
12-do grafitti all over your house and why askedwhy say "the voices told me to and if I didn't they would do grafitti all over the house, ah oh shit.
13-sell the family car for ten dollars and your fav video game
14-cry when told to wash the dishes
15-yell your nabighers over the fence about there faces being fungly
16-put your house on the market for $2
17-claim the house is yours
18-claim that global warming is not a myth and extra torestrial will come and take away any litterers
19-lie on the coush and pretend your dead
20-unravel a whole ballof wool when asked why say "I didn't want to get lost"
21-run away for two weeks when you arive home walk thought the front door and scream "Honey I'm home"
22-walk around the house while everyone is sleeping making noises to scare them
23- wake up your parents at 5:00 o'clock in the morniing and tell them you need to be at skool in ten minutes
24-sprinle glitter all over them and say yay we are all vampires
25-punch a hole in the wall and say you thought you were a ghost
26- cry when told that you are cute
27- scream at all your parents friends
28-when a a family dinner tell your mother she put on a few kilos
29-ask you parents for home work help that your homework is chores so they have to do your chores
30-yell marko polo walking around the house with youre eyes shut
31-don't say anything for a week
32-dack you siblings when you have guest over
33-hide everyone nickers
34-buy ten mice and set them loose int he house
35-go $1000 over your mobile phone cap
36-tell them you have no friends and that they have to pay peopel to be your friends
37-be nockturnal, sleep during th eday and live during the night
38-find a stick in the back yard and walk around the house saying " expelliarmus"
39-ask them to pat your imaginary dog
40-scream at the top of your lungs when asked whAts wrong say"I thought I saw you face ut its okAY wait, ahhhhhhhhhhh"
41-adveratisea party openly on facebook try to get as many guest as possible then tell your parents it was the nabigher
42-hire a butler, who can only buttle for you andpiss off the rest of your family
43-stand in front of the TV whilethe footy i on
44-cry when told that you can't watch hannah montanna because your parents are watchin the news
45-fill them while they eat close up on the mouth and comment on how many black heads they have
46-throw the footy aroundthe house and when asked to stop "ask why they don't want you to follow your dream to play PROFFESSIONALY'
47-laugh evertime you see your sibling
48-have rapid mood swings
49-tell your mum that she should clean your room
50-trash your houseand say and tell you parents that it washarry potter looking for a hurcruxe
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thanks guys any you want me to add tell me and i might
