Toothpaste Man

     It was a stormy morning in the tri-state area. As Pheaneas and ferb were walking by a toothpaste market (toothpaste was very popular). Suddenly a big, hairy hobo was squirting toothpaste all over the store. Then the hairy beast went to the pet store and let out all the rabid, red-eyed parrots. Last he went to the Emerson Elementary School and banged on all of the text books and made them turn evil. The hairy man was obviously was badly druk.

[pictures of Pheaneas, Ferb, Rabid Parrot, Hobo and Evil text book]

    Meanwhile, Perry and Doofinsmerz were fighting when it started raining jellybeans. There was a long silence. Then a floating head appeared. It said, "Gutun Tag, my name is chef Borarde. Here is a free sample of wasabi and S coupons to buy the new book, Toothpaste Man." Then a big, hairy hobo jumped through the window. He said, "Give me some beer you chunky monkeys."

[pictures of Perry (not a beaver), Doofinsmerz, Floating Head, Wasabi and Coupons]

    Then Perry called the police. The police called the Fat Boys (they were just hungry) then they called Toothpaste Man. Suddenly, the wii turned on and Mario jumped out of the screen. Mario said, "Ba-sket-ball, the floating red, fire caterpillers ate me!" (say with italian acent). "Sorry for the delay my partner, Toothpaste Man is at the dentice. I'll be taking his place for 20 minutes. Then we will work together to save the world." Said Mario. "But first, I have to make a plan." Said Mario.

The Battle Plan

(The cure for drunkness)

1. Squirt with toothpaste

2. Feed chocolates and snow

3. Play basketball with pachent

4. Hit with a hammer

    Then, Toothpaste Man came and joined Mario. They squirted the hobo with toothpaste. They feed him chocolates and snow. Then they played basketball with him. Finally they hit him with a hammer. "Thank you." Said the hobo. "I was suffering." Said the hobo.

    Everyone talked about came to the party. They played kickball. They ate wasabi and chairs. At last they watched Superman.

The End